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You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.

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  • zagorath@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

    Not living up to your username there

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    I love her enough to drop the bit.

    She’s really that amazing.

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      Mah wayfe

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      Muh woiyfe

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      • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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        At my job, I quite often see "Monday, Wednesday, Friday" abbreviated to MWF.

        I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.

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        • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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          He is retired? My brother Bilo...

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          • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

            I only recently learned that Borat unintentionally did the human race a favor by causing Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock's divorce.

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            You made me look it up and holy fuck is this a dick move:

            The couple, who married just four months ago, reportedly got into an explosive argument at Universal studio chief Ron Meyer's house two weeks ago. Meyer screened Borat for Rock, Anderson, and several others, and Rock considered Anderson's performance, of which he apparently knew nothing whatsoever, so embarrassing and infuriating that he reputedly called her a "slut" and a "whore." Since then, relations between the two have gone from bad to worse, and Anderson announced that the split was for real on her website Monday (Nov. 27).

            I figured kid rock just had a dumb sense of humor and thought it was funny to repeatedly call her “my wife,” but apparently he preferred slut shaming her. I’m also confused about how you marry Pamela Anderson without being cool with her doing sexy things on camera.

            That said, it’s nearly twenty years ago and was initially reported by the New York Post, so take it with a grain of salt.

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            • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              I don’t want to sound like Borat ever, even by accident, because I adore my wife

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              And also because Sacha is a Zionist dickhead.

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              • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                I just got married and I’m very very conscious of how I say that phrase.

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                Say it with me, "My wife has an inner ear infection."

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                • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                  And also because Sacha is a Zionist dickhead.

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                  Well this is a bummer to hear... Zionist dickheads are THE WORST

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                    Unintentional Borat also happens a lot when people at work start talking about “learnings”

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                      I always think of the lpotl version of "my wife"

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                      I can hear Henry's sweat

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                      • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                        And also because Sacha is a Zionist dickhead.

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                        I have a hard time believing that

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                          I have a hard time believing that

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                          Well you're free to do your own research.

                          Look up Jaime Lee Curtis too while you're at it.

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                            Muh woiyfe

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                            Ma Waaaaaf

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                              Fus Roh Divorce!

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                                You made me look it up and holy fuck is this a dick move:

                                The couple, who married just four months ago, reportedly got into an explosive argument at Universal studio chief Ron Meyer's house two weeks ago. Meyer screened Borat for Rock, Anderson, and several others, and Rock considered Anderson's performance, of which he apparently knew nothing whatsoever, so embarrassing and infuriating that he reputedly called her a "slut" and a "whore." Since then, relations between the two have gone from bad to worse, and Anderson announced that the split was for real on her website Monday (Nov. 27).

                                I figured kid rock just had a dumb sense of humor and thought it was funny to repeatedly call her “my wife,” but apparently he preferred slut shaming her. I’m also confused about how you marry Pamela Anderson without being cool with her doing sexy things on camera.

                                That said, it’s nearly twenty years ago and was initially reported by the New York Post, so take it with a grain of salt.

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                                Well, yeah, she's supposed to be an absolute smokeshow so people know he's won (and are jealous of him) for marrying her. But she shouldn't "show" anything because that's for him only.

                                Be a sex icon, but chastely.

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                                  Even worse they say "the wife." I've met a few of those. Could not believe they actually talk that way.

                                  Up there with people who use "female" far too much. Especially "females."

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                                    Even worse they say "the wife." I've met a few of those. Could not believe they actually talk that way.

                                    Up there with people who use "female" far too much. Especially "females."

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                                    The only way you can use "female" in that way is ironically and rhyming with "tamale"

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                                    • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                      And also because Sacha is a Zionist dickhead.

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                                      Can you give me some examples, because from the wikipedia page it looks like he donated for lots of charities and is/was pro-vaccines, the worst that I found was that he called for the release of all hostages taken by Hamas.

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                                        And I said

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                                          Can you give me some examples, because from the wikipedia page it looks like he donated for lots of charities and is/was pro-vaccines, the worst that I found was that he called for the release of all hostages taken by Hamas.

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                                          "Morality is the wisest policy". Shimon Peres was one of the world's great optimists. A man who fought for peace and very nearly achieved it.

                                          https://www.instagram.com/p/BK45-MkgRv-/

                                          ....

                                          Peres was part of the governments that established the first illegal settlements in the occupied Palestinian West Bank following the 1967 war that have swallowed so much of Palestinian land, and he was against giving up any of the conquered territory throughout the 1970s. In 1982, he initially supported the war against the Palestinian Liberation Organization in Lebanon led by the then Israeli prime minister Menachem Begin. The Israeli invasion later resulted in the massacre of hundreds of Palestinian refugees at the camps of Sabra and Shatila in Beirut. But Lebanon did not see the last of Peres. In 1996, as prime minister of Israel, he presided over the disastrous Israeli attack on a U.N. base at Qana, which killed 106 civilians sheltering there.

                                          https://time.com/4511494/shimon-peres-legacy/

                                          He's also close friend of Lee Kern, writer and another Islamophobic Zionist.

                                          Not to mention his ridiculous portrayal of Muslims as backward racists in Borat.

                                          He has also never once criticised Israel for how they have historically and are currently killed Palestinians.


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                                          Forgot to mention how he portrayed a Palestinian NGO worker as terrorist.

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