Tesla sales plunge 59% in Germany to lowest level in years

[naich@lemmings.world]

Sales plummet.

Musk: "helicopter hats in 2025"

Share price goes up.

[30p87@feddit.org]

Especially most germans

[alecsadler@sh.itjust.works]

Good.

As soon as my lease is up I'm out of this fucking swasticar.

Fuck Elon, fuck the Tesla board for enabling him, I hope they all get cancer.

[redstonevalley@sh.itjust.works]

To put this into perspective, there were 207640 new cars registered in January, of which 1277 were Teslas. That's a measly 0.62 percent of total new car registrations.

[bobs_monkey@lemm.ee]

Well I'd say cancer's a bit much, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Plus, they have money, and cancer can be mitigated with all the money.

Now, a persistently massive bed bug infestation, severe erectile dysfunction, head lice, singed up for a Jehovah's Witness mailing list, voodoo curses, there are much better ways to have them suffer.

[bobs_monkey@lemm.ee]

helicopter hats in 2025

Hopefully it takes his ass to Mars

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

Even if they're on Musk's side, Germans can recognize a shit build car when they see one.

[skvlp@lemm.ee]

Great. Now plunge further.

[then_three_more@lemmy.world]

Money didn't help Steve Jobs.

[john_lemmy@slrpnk.net]

True, but it could be 0%. Or better yet, -100% (count torched cars on there)

[bdonvr@thelemmy.club]

To be fair he was also a dumbass in that regard and repeatedly refused to get actually treated in favor of holistic bullshit.

Iirc he'd have lived quite a lot longer if he had.

[ricdeh@lemmy.world]

He didn't even try (in the beginning). Money and early treatment would absolutely have saved his life.

the Apple mastermind eventually came to regret the decision he had made years earlier to reject potentially life-saving surgery in favor of alternative treatments like acupuncture, dietary supplements and juices

Forbes

[ricdeh@lemmy.world]

Please don't call for the destruction of property of total strangers, that's very disrespectful.

[ramenshaman@lemmy.world]

Gosh I wonder why

[icytoes@sh.itjust.works]

When the drag on the share price is greater than the cult of personality pull.

[eran_morad@lemmy.world]

Fuck yeah

[slopppyengineer@lemmy.world]

Musk is going to sue everybody that hates Nazis probably.

[hikingvet@lemmy.ca]

You don't have to light a swasticar on fire, they do that themselves.

[anomnom@sh.itjust.works]

Yeah the cyber truck would sell a lot better if it was a diesel.

The headlights aren’t blinding enough either.

[zacryon@feddit.org]

as CEO Elon Musk's political activities may be damaging the brand

May be damaging the brand?
I suppose this is one of the rare occasions where we can say without further investigation or study, that it certainly is a result of Nazi President Musk's political activities.