Tesla sales plunge 59% in Germany to lowest level in years
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helicopter hats in 2025
Hopefully it takes his ass to Mars
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Even if they're on Musk's side, Germans can recognize a shit build car when they see one.
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Great. Now plunge further.
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Money didn't help Steve Jobs.
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True, but it could be 0%. Or better yet, -100% (count torched cars on there)
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Gosh I wonder why
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When the drag on the share price is greater than the cult of personality pull.
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Fuck yeah
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You don't have to light a swasticar on fire, they do that themselves.
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Yeah the cyber truck would sell a lot better if it was a diesel.
The headlights arenโt blinding enough either.
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Yes but it didn't because he thought he could drink kale juice or something instead of spending on it. So you just need cancer and a belief in quack medicine.
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Yep, seems like you can't buy away stupid
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Tesla lost substantial ground in an EV market that was up 54% for the month
There's a big increase in EV sales and Tesla are selling 59% fewer cars than they did last year. That's a massive slump in their fraction of the market.
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Probably just a Swamp German it's a theme with them, e.g. using "contract the bubonic plague" to mean "fuck you".