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I swear officer, I ain’t had nothing!

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    If I were a teenager again, I'd be headed straight to all the grocery stores in town.

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    Hell, when I was an Oklahoman teen you just had to know which store to buy at. Need cigs? Hotel at 51st and Harvard got a machine.

    And that' why we were healthy! You had to ride to get your buzz on! (I'm only partially joking.)

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      Someone who likes flavored selzer waters?

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      Hell, I liked Zima in the 90s. Low-alcohol tasteless seltzer-beer? Put me in coach! LOL, I might drink it today.

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        Let's be real here. They're recalling it because it isn't called "Fahrenheit". Get an education system, USA.

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          Hell, when I was an Oklahoman teen you just had to know which store to buy at. Need cigs? Hotel at 51st and Harvard got a machine.

          And that' why we were healthy! You had to ride to get your buzz on! (I'm only partially joking.)

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          Yeah we had our sources too 😉

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            Someone pressed the wrong button

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            Or loaded a wrong roll (or whatever) of labels

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            • halcyoncmdr@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

              Huh. I thought Celsius was an alcoholic drink already. That's kind of the usual can size for those while energy drinks usually are Monster sized. Some exceptions if course, like Red Bull, but generally across the board those sizes are standardized for lack of a better descriptor.

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              I don't know where you live, but I've only ever seen energy drinks come in small cans, like 33cl ones. Monster was the exception.

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                They will do anything to keep the metric system out.

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                  Hell, I liked Zima in the 90s. Low-alcohol tasteless seltzer-beer? Put me in coach! LOL, I might drink it today.

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                  You'd love to know it's still sold in Japan.

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                    Hell, when I was an Oklahoman teen you just had to know which store to buy at. Need cigs? Hotel at 51st and Harvard got a machine.

                    And that' why we were healthy! You had to ride to get your buzz on! (I'm only partially joking.)

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                    If the clerk didn't sell, we'd find a homeless person usually. Fee was 2-3 cigarettes.

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                      Hell, when I was an Oklahoman teen you just had to know which store to buy at. Need cigs? Hotel at 51st and Harvard got a machine.

                      And that' why we were healthy! You had to ride to get your buzz on! (I'm only partially joking.)

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                      The Trade Winds hotel?

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                        Hell, when I was an Oklahoman teen you just had to know which store to buy at. Need cigs? Hotel at 51st and Harvard got a machine.

                        And that' why we were healthy! You had to ride to get your buzz on! (I'm only partially joking.)

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                        I’ve had middle schoolers tell me which gas stations will give you vapes. And gotten in trouble with principals for trying to shut down kiddy drug rings…

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                          The Trade Winds hotel?

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                          😆 Yep! Still there? I threw my 17th birthday party there. Teachers, parents, everyone knew. Terrible opsec. We got busted and kicked out. TWICE.

                          Gods, I had completely forgotten that. What a night!

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                            😆 Yep! Still there? I threw my 17th birthday party there. Teachers, parents, everyone knew. Terrible opsec. We got busted and kicked out. TWICE.

                            Gods, I had completely forgotten that. What a night!

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                            Yes, it's still there! I doubt the cigarette machine still is, lol. I had to move into a motel recently and that was one I looked up. But I drive past there all the time for work and that motel and the QT in front of it are not my scene, lol.

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                              Yes, it's still there! I doubt the cigarette machine still is, lol. I had to move into a motel recently and that was one I looked up. But I drive past there all the time for work and that motel and the QT in front of it are not my scene, lol.

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                              Nice! 56th and Marion is my old hood, grew up there. By the time I left Tulsa the place was known as a place to pick up cougars. LOL, I was too young but I tried one night!

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                                How tf does this even happen

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                                Same supplier for cans / labels. Sometimes even the same packing / mixing (/ and something also brewing) plant. It's slightly more common with mislabeled soda. Alcohol is supposed to monitored and checked more closely before delivery.

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