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    That's impossible. He would be too busy telling everyone that he uses Arch to get any work done.

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      I use:

      • DuckDuckGo
      • Neovim
      • rusty dusty IdeaPad
      • Arch NixOS btw

      I don't read man pages but I read documentation.

      Am I also a psychopath?

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      #102

      Oh god no, ideapads. My dad has one and the metal parts hardly fit together after a year, the key travel is 1mm and the touchpad is practically useless.

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        I use:

        • DuckDuckGo
        • Neovim
        • rusty dusty IdeaPad
        • Arch NixOS btw

        I don't read man pages but I read documentation.

        Am I also a psychopath?

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        #103

        Definitely. I am calling the vibe police right now 🚓

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        • doxxx@lemmy.caD [email protected]

          “Actually”… man pages also include information about the standard Unix C functions.

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          #104

          Knew someone was going to correct me some how. Love it!
          Learn something new every day.

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            I still use emacs

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              No, he meant what he wrote: hyprland

              Edit: https://github.com/hyprwm/Hyprland

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              #106

              correct, you and droppedpacket beat me to it

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                What's that / mean?

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                #107

                quite ironically, they are using syntax, specifically / , to indicate a specific kind of meaning afterward.

                /sarcasm

                /s

                /joking

                /j

                I've seen all these used to more explicitly indicate that the previous statement was sarcastic, or a joke, due to irony being largely dead, but also to help with people may not natively read/speak/write english.

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                  It's a joke on a tweet about a guy spending a multi-hour flight just staring straight ahead.

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                  #108

                  I've done similar things in a coffee shop before, just working on my own code, and I have actually been 'politely' asked to leave by the staff.

                  The staff evidently being a bunch of morons who thought I was... hacking into ... something?

                  They didn't know what, but they were very concerned.

                  I was unable to convince them I was not, because 'terminal' = 'hacking' to idiots who only know anything about computers via movies and tv shows.

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                    #109

                    Raw dogging development

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                      #110

                      It is extremely easy to use the internet without using google.

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                        I still use emacs

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                        This indecent has been reported

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                          Wayland based tiling compositor

                          https://github.com/hyprwm/Hyprland

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                          Yeah my question is does this person and 40+ upvoters think using Hyprland is a sign someone is a competent software engineer?

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                            I use:

                            • DuckDuckGo
                            • Neovim
                            • rusty dusty IdeaPad
                            • Arch NixOS btw

                            I don't read man pages but I read documentation.

                            Am I also a psychopath?

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                            #113

                            I decided to try Cursor today (first time using any coding assistant) to refactor my sloppy NixOS config, and I'm really impressed to far. My config is so much cleaner and very well documented. It even has automated backups, a README.md, and CHANGELOG.md now!

                            The cost has been ~$20 so far (I'm still tinkering with it).

                            ETA: I also use Arch NixOS btw


                            Edit 2: I asked it "how might I streamline my deployments a little?" It wrote some nicely polished scripts that use deploy-rs, and wrote some nice documentation for it.

                            The script didn't work on first run, so I added the console output to the context and asked "what went wrong here?" It debugged and fixed the script, and updated the docs.

                            I think this has been the most frictionless NixOS experience I've had so far

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                            • S [email protected]

                              I've done similar things in a coffee shop before, just working on my own code, and I have actually been 'politely' asked to leave by the staff.

                              The staff evidently being a bunch of morons who thought I was... hacking into ... something?

                              They didn't know what, but they were very concerned.

                              I was unable to convince them I was not, because 'terminal' = 'hacking' to idiots who only know anything about computers via movies and tv shows.

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                              Oh my god that’s hilarious.

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                                This indecent has been reported

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                                Your disk quota shall be reduced by 100MB before redirecting you to ed

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                                  It is extremely easy to use the internet without using google.

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                                  Yeah, otherwise it would have been very hard before they came into being.

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                                    I still use emacs

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                                    It's a fine operating system, what editor do you use?

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                                      Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter ‘h’?

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                                      I really think you're being inconsiderate. Advertisers lose $0.02 per non-performing word. Don't you ever consider the shareholders???

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                                        I've done similar things in a coffee shop before, just working on my own code, and I have actually been 'politely' asked to leave by the staff.

                                        The staff evidently being a bunch of morons who thought I was... hacking into ... something?

                                        They didn't know what, but they were very concerned.

                                        I was unable to convince them I was not, because 'terminal' = 'hacking' to idiots who only know anything about computers via movies and tv shows.

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                                        To be fair my wife is a smart lady, but she still thinks I'm invoking some arcane hacking magic when I'm messing around in the terminal.

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                                          Oh my god that’s hilarious.

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                                          I thought so too untill they threatened to call the police.

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