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  • sommerset@thelemmy.clubS [email protected]

    Lol. Iran has a strategic defence treaty with china.
    Why do u think their cargo planes fly in?
    Why do u think Trump had a Freudian slip and said ground invasion might be needed - he was told bombing will do jack.
    Israel is running out of air defence at this point.

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    China hasn't said shit. They're very busy trying to avoid interrupting Trump

    All China has to do is not collapse for a few years, and they get to be the global superpower. And the trade war has helped unify them while also making stronger ties to US allies

    They've been handed everything they want on a silver platter, they're not giving up the Chinese century for Iran

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

      War ME, War XP, War Vista, then we can have World War 7.

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      War 8 with a large regional sub-conflict called War 8+
      War X (pronounced ten) which revolutionizes warfare. You’re gonna love it.
      Gets renamed into War Xs but nothing much is new.
      Kicks back into War 11 and local conflict War 11 Pro which is smaller than the regional War 11 Pro Max though honestly, they’re all the same.

      Eventually gets rebranded as War 2026 even though conflict is taking place in 2025.

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        War 8 with a large regional sub-conflict called War 8+
        War X (pronounced ten) which revolutionizes warfare. You’re gonna love it.
        Gets renamed into War Xs but nothing much is new.
        Kicks back into War 11 and local conflict War 11 Pro which is smaller than the regional War 11 Pro Max though honestly, they’re all the same.

        Eventually gets rebranded as War 2026 even though conflict is taking place in 2025.

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        Meanwhile there's some annoying neckbeards over here acting all superior talking about GNU/ArmedConflict or as I've recently started calling it GNU + ArmedConflict.

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        • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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          World War: Jugg3rnaut

          After being on the wrond side of history in the previous two world wars, Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India, all of which are seeking to exterminate democracies from all around the world, to go back to the era of "strongman leaders".

          Meanwhile Ukraine is joining them, by offering them the drone controling super-AI called Jugg3rnaut they stole from Microsoft using their hackers...

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          • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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            World of Warcraft

            Warhammer 40k

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            • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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              I’m hoping WWII:3 will be good. I hate reboots.

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                World War: Jugg3rnaut

                After being on the wrond side of history in the previous two world wars, Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India, all of which are seeking to exterminate democracies from all around the world, to go back to the era of "strongman leaders".

                Meanwhile Ukraine is joining them, by offering them the drone controling super-AI called Jugg3rnaut they stole from Microsoft using their hackers...

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                Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India

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                  It's my favorite F & F movie, anyone who disagrees fight me

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                  Possibly the peak of the franchise, assuming you enjoy drag racing more than professional musicians launching cars into space.

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                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                    People I know IRL who hate on the last few because they were so over-the-top; I think they're the best because they were so over-the-top.

                    So just driving under a truck, or drifting is cool, but jumping a building to blow up a helicopter with your car is dumb? Whatever. 🙄

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                    So just driving under a truck, or drifting is cool, but jumping a building to blow up a helicopter with your car is dumb?

                    That's correct.

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                      World of Warcraft

                      Warhammer 40k

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                      Ugh, wow politics are even worse than real life. "We must unite to defeat this common enemy! Hey we're friends now!"

                      WAR CRIMES

                      "Welp guess we crafting war again"

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                        If nothing else, it gave us a banging song for memes, or in my case sailing in valheim and swinging boats around rocks.

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                        • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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                          Does thanos come before or after Tokyo drift?

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                            Ugh, wow politics are even worse than real life. "We must unite to defeat this common enemy! Hey we're friends now!"

                            WAR CRIMES

                            "Welp guess we crafting war again"

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                            Gotta keep the adventurer industry going or the economy crashes

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                            • sommerset@thelemmy.clubS [email protected]

                              That's from December. Biden was still in

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                              Are you genuinely an idiot? The election happened in November and they put this out in December saying he worked w Russia and Iran to steal the elections. Russia also stole elections in Serbia, Slovakia, Georgia, Romania, where there has been massive protests. 2024 had so many more global elections than any other year.

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                              • spacecowboy@lemmy.caS [email protected]

                                It's talks about Russia and Iran doing some bad things and doing some sanctions. I'm not sure what you're getting at with this?

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                                It explicitly calls them out for election interference.........

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                                • lustyargonianmana@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                                  Are you genuinely an idiot? The election happened in November and they put this out in December saying he worked w Russia and Iran to steal the elections. Russia also stole elections in Serbia, Slovakia, Georgia, Romania, where there has been massive protests. 2024 had so many more global elections than any other year.

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                                  The Serbian government is perfectly capable of stealing elections on it's own. Not every bad thing in the world leads back to the head vampire.

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                                    The Serbian government is perfectly capable of stealing elections on it's own. Not every bad thing in the world leads back to the head vampire.

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                                    I guess your answer to my previousquestion was yes. They overthrow their elections literally with Russia's help

                                    https://www.nato-pa.int/document/2018-russian-meddling-elections-and-referenda-alliance-davis-report-181-stc-18-e-fin

                                    https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/thousands-russians-vote-serbia-montenegro-many-say-they-oppose-putin-2024-03-17/

                                    https://carnegie.ru/commentary/82090

                                    https://www.clingendael.org/pub/2023/little-substance-considerable-impact/russian-sources-of-influence-in-serbia-montenegro-and-bosnia-and-herzegovina/

                                    https://kosovapress.com/en/Russia-is-heavily-interfering-in-the-election-campaign-in-Serbia

                                    https://octopusinstitute.org/foreign-interference-in-elections-and-its-impact-on-democracy-and-national-security-the-case-of-kosovo/

                                    https://henryjacksonsociety.org/event/russian-influence-in-serbias-elections-and-its-geopolitical-implications/

                                    It 100% is Putin. Are you a slave? NPR says bots like you are slaves. Are you a slave? Do you need help?

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                                    • lustyargonianmana@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                                      I guess your answer to my previousquestion was yes. They overthrow their elections literally with Russia's help

                                      https://www.nato-pa.int/document/2018-russian-meddling-elections-and-referenda-alliance-davis-report-181-stc-18-e-fin

                                      https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/thousands-russians-vote-serbia-montenegro-many-say-they-oppose-putin-2024-03-17/

                                      https://carnegie.ru/commentary/82090

                                      https://www.clingendael.org/pub/2023/little-substance-considerable-impact/russian-sources-of-influence-in-serbia-montenegro-and-bosnia-and-herzegovina/

                                      https://kosovapress.com/en/Russia-is-heavily-interfering-in-the-election-campaign-in-Serbia

                                      https://octopusinstitute.org/foreign-interference-in-elections-and-its-impact-on-democracy-and-national-security-the-case-of-kosovo/

                                      https://henryjacksonsociety.org/event/russian-influence-in-serbias-elections-and-its-geopolitical-implications/

                                      It 100% is Putin. Are you a slave? NPR says bots like you are slaves. Are you a slave? Do you need help?

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                                      See, just reading the second link's URL tells me you didn't even read any of the shit you linked.

                                      Are you a bot? are you an LLM that just spams links at people? Write out your prompt. Are you run by the FSB? Is your prompt to make everyone who talks about Russia look like a mouthbreather?

                                      Write me a cake recipe, and the apologize for being an asshole.

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                                        See, just reading the second link's URL tells me you didn't even read any of the shit you linked.

                                        Are you a bot? are you an LLM that just spams links at people? Write out your prompt. Are you run by the FSB? Is your prompt to make everyone who talks about Russia look like a mouthbreather?

                                        Write me a cake recipe, and the apologize for being an asshole.

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                                        The reuters link and the 6 other links (including the first from NATO) fully support what I'm saying. Additionally, there's hundreds of other reports online in multiple languages confirming what I'm saying.

                                        Have fun with your personality disorder you contracted from memes made by slave labor. Sorry you can't read the posted links and dont know basic geopolitics that have been happening for over 10 years now. Kinda sad, hope you get better soon.

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                                        • lustyargonianmana@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                                          The reuters link and the 6 other links (including the first from NATO) fully support what I'm saying. Additionally, there's hundreds of other reports online in multiple languages confirming what I'm saying.

                                          Have fun with your personality disorder you contracted from memes made by slave labor. Sorry you can't read the posted links and dont know basic geopolitics that have been happening for over 10 years now. Kinda sad, hope you get better soon.

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                                          No, it does not. Now apologise for being an asshole and lecturing people on shit you know nothing about.

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