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      $ walk north

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        $ walk north

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        North of House
        You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.

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          North of House
          You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.

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          $ walk north

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            $ thisisnotmybeautifulhouse

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              Running in a VM. On top of a hypervisor.

              That's how that usually works, yeah.

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                i once taught linux terminal commands trying to focus on who what where why with these style commands

                it went okay hah

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                  Every problem can be fixed by adding another layer of abstraction. Except the too-many-layers-of-abstraction problem.

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                    $ walk north

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                    $ sudo walk north

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                      For the how: https://xkcd.com/2044/

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                        $ howdidigethere

                        By repeatedly refusing to use 21th century package managers, of course.

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                          $ walk north

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                          Forest Path
                          This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.

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                            $ sudo walk north

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                            chraebsli is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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                              Every problem can be fixed by adding another layer of abstraction. Except the too-many-layers-of-abstraction problem.

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                                Forest Path
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                                $climb tree

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                                  I tried to read this with the narrator's voice from Disco Elysium

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                                    $climb tree

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                                    Up a Tree
                                    You are about 10 feet above the ground nestled among some large branches. The nearest branch above you is above your reach.

                                    On the ground below you can see:
                                    BIRD’S NEST
                                    JEWEL-ENCRUSTED EGG

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                                      Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.

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                                        I like having a whereami alias for realpath, because I would forget the name of it.

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