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When is the last time you jumped? Why?

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    My sister asked if I'm tall enough to touch the ceiling. My hand was wet and I left 3 fingerprints up there.

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      I jumped to miss a puddle.

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        I jumped to miss a puddle.

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        Me too! An icy/snowy puddle

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          The cat suddenly parked itself on the stairs. Some day, she'll cause serious harm.
          Until then, pet, pet you cute assassin.

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            I almost always skip the last 3 steps of my stairs on the way down.

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              My sister asked if I'm tall enough to touch the ceiling. My hand was wet and I left 3 fingerprints up there.

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              Can you jump and touch your head to the doorway? My kids used to challenge each other to that.

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                About a week ago. At work. To try to get a kid to jump.

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                  Last Thursday I jumped up onto a ledge at the office to take better pictures of the vaulted ceiling. We're renting out the space so my boss asked me to take pictures.

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                    Almost every day. Whether I'm skipping a step, avoiding a puddle, panic-flailing away from a sudden pile of dog shit, or trying to grab something from a too-high shelf in my small apartment, living in Brooklyn means you're idiot-floating more often than not

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                      Can you jump and touch your head to the doorway? My kids used to challenge each other to that.

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                      Probably? Idk I'm not home now can't test it

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                        The cat suddenly parked itself on the stairs. Some day, she'll cause serious harm.
                        Until then, pet, pet you cute assassin.

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                        Our cat has been trying to kill us for 21 years. He wasn't feeling well recently, but after a vet visit and meds, I knew he was feeling better as soon as he darted across my path and I almost tripped.

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                          Literally a couple hours ago because my coworker asked the same question.

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                          Plot twist: op is your coworker

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                            With my bike does it count? If so, yesterday multiple times to avoid speed bumps on the road.

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                              maybe half an hour ago, when i jumped into bed. before that, i jumped up or over a few ledges on my walk home from work. wild to me that anyone is citing a timeframe longer than a day to be honest,

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                                Last time I went down the stairs at my apartment complex. Accidentally started going down on the wrong foot and wouldn't land on the correct foot when I got off the stairs, so I jumped the last couple. Long story short, in my case it's an autism thing more than any actual issue, so that is why I jumped.

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                                  To get out of someone's way in a store today. Not really a jump, more like a hop.

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                                    I went to year 1194 and saw some Turkish guys arguing about some grey men. Later Time Interference and Time Travel Society (TITTS) seized my travel card.

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                                      Literally this afternoon I jumped as high as I could to see if I could touch the ceiling. I could not.

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                                      check out Mr Big Shot over here with the high ceilings

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                                        April. Broke my foot. Sucks, man.

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                                          Visiting a buddy's crossfit gym. He's since left that gym so I imagine I'll never jump again.

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