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    Have you guys ever received a pizza cut into 9 slices? I have, and I just want to know why, and more importantly how.

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    I asked the pizza place to divide the pizza into 0 equal slices and about 20 minutes later there was a loud explosion from downtown. Never did get that pizza.

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      A weapon ❌

      Used for thrusting and striking ❌

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      Tell that to pro wrestler, Nick Gage!

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        Why not? Honestly i kind of sick with fantasy only using double edged European longsword and Japanese katana.

        Give something weirder dammit, like Chinese hook sword and indian katar.

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        can't even find a decent keris in anything smdh

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        • T [email protected]

          ah yes, ignoring that it should actuality be a polygon, implying a closed shape with straight sides much like this ignores the "weapon" and "used for thrusting or striking" parts of the definition.

          not hard to make strange things fit a definition when you just ignore parts of it.

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          something tells me neither of these are genuine attempts at properly using the definitions but rather clever subversions with deliberately obtuse interpretations in pursuit of... checks notes... humor.

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            That's not infinitely long, it's infinitesimally long.

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              I was going to ask which squenix protag this was, but your alt text answered that for me.

              Why do they all have a certain look to them?

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              If it rains, their socks are pure funnels to get water into the boots

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                I don't know if this is a joke or not. Elden Ring has Ghiza's Wheel as a weapon and is low-key considered "Dark Souls 4" by many fans.

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                Its AoW spinning wheel is so trash, I wish it were better so a pizzaiolo build with Ghiza‘s wheel and spinning discus incantations was viable

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                  I asked the pizza place to divide the pizza into 0 equal slices and about 20 minutes later there was a loud explosion from downtown. Never did get that pizza.

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                  Rest in piece

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                    Relax, take a deep breath<3

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                    No. You can't just put little boxes in the corner and call them right angles THERE ARE RULES WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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                      the pizza cutters i have experienced in my pizza career often fail to cut through the pizza

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                        Rest in piece

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                        How many piece???

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                          No that's a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.

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                            How many piece???

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                            0ⁿ piece

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                              No that's a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.

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                              You don't need to leave the kitchen, just need a pi

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                                Yo. New Diogenes just dropped.

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                                  A kid in the show Happy Face tries to bring one to school as a weapon. The parents talk about it after he leaves and think it's funny he considered that to be a weapon.

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                                    Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we're being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.

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                                      Diogenes has entered the chat

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                                        A sword by definition has a "pointed blade" accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it's a blade ray.

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                                          No. You can't just put little boxes in the corner and call them right angles THERE ARE RULES WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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                                          But that's correct in the image there - they are perpendicular or as you in the US call it "level", they are all 90° and pweze pweze don't forget you're trying to be pedantic in a comments section of a stolen meme in a community called shitposting like just chill 😄

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