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ah yes, ignoring that it should actuality be a polygon, implying a closed shape with straight sides much like this ignores the "weapon" and "used for thrusting or striking" parts of the definition.
not hard to make strange things fit a definition when you just ignore parts of it.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]something tells me neither of these are genuine attempts at properly using the definitions but rather clever subversions with deliberately obtuse interpretations in pursuit of... checks notes... humor.
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That's not infinitely long, it's infinitesimally long.
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I was going to ask which squenix protag this was, but your alt text answered that for me.
Why do they all have a certain look to them?
If it rains, their socks are pure funnels to get water into the boots
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I don't know if this is a joke or not. Elden Ring has Ghiza's Wheel as a weapon and is low-key considered "Dark Souls 4" by many fans.
Its AoW spinning wheel is so trash, I wish it were better so a pizzaiolo build with Ghiza‘s wheel and spinning discus incantations was viable
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I asked the pizza place to divide the pizza into 0 equal slices and about 20 minutes later there was a loud explosion from downtown. Never did get that pizza.
Rest in piece
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Relax, take a deep breath<3
No. You can't just put little boxes in the corner and call them right angles THERE ARE RULES WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
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the pizza cutters i have experienced in my pizza career often fail to cut through the pizza
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Rest in piece
How many piece???
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No that's a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.
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How many piece???
0ⁿ piece
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No that's a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.
You don't need to leave the kitchen, just need a pi
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Yo. New Diogenes just dropped.
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A kid in the show Happy Face tries to bring one to school as a weapon. The parents talk about it after he leaves and think it's funny he considered that to be a weapon.
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Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we're being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.
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Diogenes has entered the chat
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A sword by definition has a "pointed blade" accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it's a blade ray.
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No. You can't just put little boxes in the corner and call them right angles THERE ARE RULES WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
But that's correct in the image there - they are perpendicular or as you in the US call it "level", they are all 90° and pweze pweze don't forget you're trying to be pedantic in a comments section of a stolen meme in a community called shitposting like just chill
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the pizza cutters i have experienced in my pizza career often fail to cut through the pizza
I use teeth
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A sword by definition has a "pointed blade" accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it's a blade ray.
it does have a point. look at the blade from the side.
pointy bit goes into the pizza.
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Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we're being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.
I have used it this way to cut through some really crusty pizza.
strikes are possible.
