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    I asked the pizza place to divide the pizza into 0 equal slices and about 20 minutes later there was a loud explosion from downtown. Never did get that pizza.

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    Rest in piece

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      Relax, take a deep breath<3

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      No. You can't just put little boxes in the corner and call them right angles THERE ARE RULES WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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        the pizza cutters i have experienced in my pizza career often fail to cut through the pizza

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          Rest in piece

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          How many piece???

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            No that's a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.

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              How many piece???

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              0ⁿ piece

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                No that's a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.

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                You don't need to leave the kitchen, just need a pi

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                  Yo. New Diogenes just dropped.

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                    A kid in the show Happy Face tries to bring one to school as a weapon. The parents talk about it after he leaves and think it's funny he considered that to be a weapon.

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                      Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we're being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.

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                        Diogenes has entered the chat

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                          A sword by definition has a "pointed blade" accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it's a blade ray.

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                            No. You can't just put little boxes in the corner and call them right angles THERE ARE RULES WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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                            But that's correct in the image there - they are perpendicular or as you in the US call it "level", they are all 90° and pweze pweze don't forget you're trying to be pedantic in a comments section of a stolen meme in a community called shitposting like just chill 😄

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                              the pizza cutters i have experienced in my pizza career often fail to cut through the pizza

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                              I use teeth

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                                A sword by definition has a "pointed blade" accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it's a blade ray.

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                                it does have a point. look at the blade from the side.

                                pointy bit goes into the pizza.

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                                  Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we're being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.

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                                  I have used it this way to cut through some really crusty pizza.

                                  strikes are possible.

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                                    it does have a point. look at the blade from the side.

                                    pointy bit goes into the pizza.

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                                    Instructions unclear, pizza cutter stuck in pants and now I am circumferenced

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                                      Instructions unclear, pizza cutter stuck in pants and now I am circumferenced

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                                      Circumcized?

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                                        No that's a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.

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                                        It’s also not length but circumference.

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                                          This image makes me angrier than it should. Those 4 "right angle" designations are all lies. You cannot have a curved line attached to anything and call it a "right angle". It's not. Like, factually. I don't care if it's 2 feet long, or 200,000 miles, it will never be exactly 90°, which invalidates the entire thing.

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