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    How many piece???

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    0ⁿ piece

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      No that's a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.

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      You don't need to leave the kitchen, just need a pi

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        Yo. New Diogenes just dropped.

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          A kid in the show Happy Face tries to bring one to school as a weapon. The parents talk about it after he leaves and think it's funny he considered that to be a weapon.

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            Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we're being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.

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              Diogenes has entered the chat

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                A sword by definition has a "pointed blade" accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it's a blade ray.

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                • D [email protected]

                  No. You can't just put little boxes in the corner and call them right angles THERE ARE RULES WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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                  But that's correct in the image there - they are perpendicular or as you in the US call it "level", they are all 90° and pweze pweze don't forget you're trying to be pedantic in a comments section of a stolen meme in a community called shitposting like just chill 😄

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                    the pizza cutters i have experienced in my pizza career often fail to cut through the pizza

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                    I use teeth

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                      A sword by definition has a "pointed blade" accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it's a blade ray.

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                      it does have a point. look at the blade from the side.

                      pointy bit goes into the pizza.

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                        Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we're being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.

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                        I have used it this way to cut through some really crusty pizza.

                        strikes are possible.

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                          it does have a point. look at the blade from the side.

                          pointy bit goes into the pizza.

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                          Instructions unclear, pizza cutter stuck in pants and now I am circumferenced

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                            Instructions unclear, pizza cutter stuck in pants and now I am circumferenced

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                            Circumcized?

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                              No that's a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.

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                              It’s also not length but circumference.

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                                This image makes me angrier than it should. Those 4 "right angle" designations are all lies. You cannot have a curved line attached to anything and call it a "right angle". It's not. Like, factually. I don't care if it's 2 feet long, or 200,000 miles, it will never be exactly 90°, which invalidates the entire thing.

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                                  This image makes me angrier than it should. Those 4 "right angle" designations are all lies. You cannot have a curved line attached to anything and call it a "right angle". It's not. Like, factually. I don't care if it's 2 feet long, or 200,000 miles, it will never be exactly 90°, which invalidates the entire thing.

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                                  OK. Walk in a straight line for a couple of metres and stop. Rotate left or right by exactly 90°. Now take a curved path in any direction.

                                  Did you or did you not turn 90°?

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                                    Circumcized?

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                                    Circumnavigated

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                                      ah yes, ignoring that it should actuality be a polygon, implying a closed shape with straight sides much like this ignores the "weapon" and "used for thrusting or striking" parts of the definition.

                                      not hard to make strange things fit a definition when you just ignore parts of it.

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                                      Let me introduce you to the Non-Euclidean surfaces to bend your concept of straight lines

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                                        OK. Walk in a straight line for a couple of metres and stop. Rotate left or right by exactly 90°. Now take a curved path in any direction.

                                        Did you or did you not turn 90°?

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                                        That doesn't make the resultant diagram 90° at those vertices. That's just empiricist stupidity.

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                                          I have used a pizza cutter to cut more than one pizza. I have also wielded a sword, (Ren Fair and fought a dual), and cut pizza with it. I have also field dressed a couple of deer and cut a few pizzas, (along with apples and sandwiches) with a Victorinox Classic keychain pocket knife over the years.

                                          Of the 3 pieces of cutlery, I find the Victorinox Classic to be the most useful.

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