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  • D [email protected]

    So you're saying there's a chance.

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    Go to a cheap supermarket on a Monday at 2pm and you'll see those coincidences irl

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      That's what I'd be telling my fiancee as a joke because I know she's a chubby chaser (in her own words).

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      • B [email protected]

        Exceptions only confirm this

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        Exceptions TEST the rule

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          About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

          Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

          In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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          Height was not stated. Also, if she doesn't care about his marital status she probably doesn't care about her own. Also also, it is stated that she is 25. Not going to do the math, so I will assume we are up to 1%

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            About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

            Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

            In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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            Not bad tbh.

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            • K [email protected]

              The dad bod is in

              Among fat chicks. Healthy women want healthy men.

              edit: up/down ratio is PERFECTLY in line with general obesity rates, as I expected, as is ALWAYS the case when I whisper any notion about how being overweight/obese isn't really a good thing

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              Nope. Reminding you of thid absolutely golden Twitter moment


              The absolutely insane amount of cope the comment section starts spitting out is almost hilarious, implying that "women are lying" even.

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                About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

                Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

                In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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                Don't do this, don't give me hope

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                • D [email protected]

                  I haven't watched the show, but it kinda looks like a clone of herself, they have the same face

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                  She is a clone. It's left ambiguous which is the original.

                  On the other hand, Jerry and his daughter Summer do share the same face.

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                  • zozano@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

                    Pretty obvious on account of all the em dashes lol.

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                    I use em dashes…I think it’s sad that a proper grammatical construct is so thoroughly ignored by most people that now it’s a sign of inhumanity.

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                      I use em dashes…I think it’s sad that a proper grammatical construct is so thoroughly ignored by most people that now it’s a sign of inhumanity.

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                      Sure, but it's also in the tone, language and grammatical structure. After you know what you're looking for, you can feel whether it's AI written.

                      For what it's worth, I'd be cautious about using em dashes; people basically associate it with AI without exception.

                      Even when I use a document editor, and it sometimes 'auto swaps" a dash for an em-dash, I'll undo it. Just because I wouldn't want to be perceived as copy/pasting something.

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                      • J [email protected]

                        Me: "I'll do my best but you know how hard it is to resist this." Gestures at dad bod

                        Wife: "Oh, I'm well aware."

                        Me: 😘

                        Wife: 😏... 🍆👉👌

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                        Narrator: And then they FUCKED!

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                        • J [email protected]

                          I'll have you know I drive a Toyota minivan and shop at Sam's Club because we don't have a Costco. Much to my disappointment.

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                          I switched from the Sam's Club 30 minutes away because I was tired of getting Walmart grade crap to a Costco 50 minutes away. Prices are a little higher, quality seems not quite as much higher and when we do the math, the savings over just going to Target or whatever aren't always there

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                            Ah ha, thanks. I've heard of it but never thought to watch it. Will give it a go

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                            Personally I found it entertaining but mostly in a junk media kinda way, much like candy where you enjoy it while you eat it but afterwards just feel a little sick because you shouldn't have indulged so much.

                            There were some interesting sci-fi ideas mixed in that hopefully some future person will tease out into a better and more fleshed out story

                            So basically, if the show looks interesting give it a go, but don't expect any highbrow grand scifi epic because it just burps in such media's face while directly pulling inspiration from the same media. Oh and the fans tend to suck.

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                              About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

                              Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

                              In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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                              That's depressing. But that's what you get for expecting things of other humans.

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                                Nope. Reminding you of thid absolutely golden Twitter moment


                                The absolutely insane amount of cope the comment section starts spitting out is almost hilarious, implying that "women are lying" even.

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                                Well yeah, I like having something to work with too. Skeletons be too spooky for me.

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                                  Haven't watched that show much, I was thinking that was her daughter from another dimension. Far less lines being crossed there haha

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                                  There is a Mad Max world version of Summer

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                                    As a bonus: it's left ambiguous which one is the clone and which one is the original, they don't even know

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                                    Yes that's literally what the comment you're replying to said

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                                      About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

                                      Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

                                      In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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                                      I don't get the reason for posting all these magic numbers with no source, especially since it is about preference of something that is considered a "taboo" and many will refuse to properly state them. So even if there is a source for these, both if the poll is in person or online, they are very unreliable.

                                      Not to deny the minority that are people that highly prefer a fat person/partner, especially since I am both one and prefer one. I am not here to conquer every single person that sees me even if I was the complete opposite and be jacked, because that is simply unrealistic.

                                      I am myself, with my personality and a body I feel comfortable in.

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                                        Oh bless your heart.

                                        You realize that.a young woman who is even mildly attractive can pretty well have her pick of men her own age. She dont want no tubby dude 20 years older, wearing clothes from Costco and driving around in a Subaru crosstrek.

                                        Once us guys hit our 40s we just disappear into the hedges like homer, just part of the background.

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                                        You're forgetting the part where there are women your age.

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                                          About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

                                          Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

                                          In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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                                          Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them

                                          Wait what? Men are naturally bigger with more muscle. Is the study implying most women prefer skinny marathon runners instead of bodybuilders?

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