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  • B [email protected]

    Oh bless your heart.

    You realize that.a young woman who is even mildly attractive can pretty well have her pick of men her own age. She dont want no tubby dude 20 years older, wearing clothes from Costco and driving around in a Subaru crosstrek.

    Once us guys hit our 40s we just disappear into the hedges like homer, just part of the background.

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    You're forgetting the part where there are women your age.

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    • B [email protected]

      About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

      Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

      In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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      Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them

      Wait what? Men are naturally bigger with more muscle. Is the study implying most women prefer skinny marathon runners instead of bodybuilders?

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        #114

        My brother in Christ, you do not realize how down bad the 20-something girls with daddy issues are.

        My best friend hooked an old guy without custody of his kids. They're moving in together next week.

        Edit: My point is that people like her exist and have their own preferences. Unfortunately the vast majority of men she goes out with are creeps. I'm going to support my friend, but I'm also doing a very in depth background check as soon as I learn his last name. The overwhelming majority of men interested in much younger women are creeps.

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        • S [email protected]

          My brother in Christ, you do not realize how down bad the 20-something girls with daddy issues are.

          My best friend hooked an old guy without custody of his kids. They're moving in together next week.

          Edit: My point is that people like her exist and have their own preferences. Unfortunately the vast majority of men she goes out with are creeps. I'm going to support my friend, but I'm also doing a very in depth background check as soon as I learn his last name. The overwhelming majority of men interested in much younger women are creeps.

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          That is super gross.

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          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

            fat

            Not a deal breaker. The dad bod is in. I suspect other dad qualities are also in. Like sweatpants and socks with sandals.

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            Youngsters wear Birkenstocks with socks in France.

            Yes and it's quite popular (age group like 16-20 I guess) possibly the summers footwear.

            I kid you not.

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            • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

              Nope. Reminding you of thid absolutely golden Twitter moment


              The absolutely insane amount of cope the comment section starts spitting out is almost hilarious, implying that "women are lying" even.

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              Guy on the left doesn't look "unhealthy" though. I get your point though.

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                About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

                Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

                In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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                Got a link or anything to back up those stats about partner preferences? Sounds like some made up vcel nonsense.

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                • B [email protected]

                  About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

                  Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

                  In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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                  Physical attractiveness isnt the only kind. Lots of dummy guys get got chicks by being funny or kind.

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                  • J [email protected]

                    White New Balances. Irrational obsession with turning off lights ...which always left on for no apparent reason.

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                    A lot of us have lights on because we lived or live in dangerous places. I'll never be turning all the lights off.

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                    • B [email protected]

                      That is super gross.

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                      There were certain expectations as to social norms and etiquette held by [email protected].

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                      • robocall@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        Salvation Army has coupons!! Don't waste your money!

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                        But Salvation Army is anti-union and damn near anti-homeless. So, they can get bent.

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                          I'm a guy and Idk about this sweatpants things, pls someone give me some context.

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                            Youngsters wear Birkenstocks with socks in France.

                            Yes and it's quite popular (age group like 16-20 I guess) possibly the summers footwear.

                            I kid you not.

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                            OG sandals involved socks always. Granted fashion has changed a bit over the various millennia since the invention of sandals and socks.

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                              asking for help moving boxes /eyeroll

                              Just as an aside, I would do this regardless of my interest. If I’m moving and there’s someone watching, I’m going to try to enlist help. They can say no and I won’t be offended in any way, but I’ll give it a shot, because moving sucks and it’s faster with more hands. I won’t gush about how strong the movers are or anything, but I will offer them beer/pizza afterwards.

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                              I mean, come on. Being not too proud to ask for help, allowing someone else to feel useful and genuinely being appreciative of their help? That's pretty fucking hot to be honest. Maybe I'm a slut for being made to feel useful and appreciated.

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                              • jackbydev@programming.devJ [email protected]

                                Guy on the left doesn't look "unhealthy" though. I get your point though.

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                                Absolutely, I would never doubt it (as anybody should from a picture alone).

                                I noticed that a good chunk of many that like to single out people and relations based on size they also think anything different than a stick is unhealthy and only "who is in the league" would consider it. It is just something not grounded in reality, and everyone will like what they want.

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                                  Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them

                                  Wait what? Men are naturally bigger with more muscle. Is the study implying most women prefer skinny marathon runners instead of bodybuilders?

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                                  Comment OP provided zero sources. This could be an online form where people can lie and say they are the other gender to feel better about themselves. Removing the chance of lying who got questioned could have also interpreted "heavier" as "fatter", not generally "bulkier".

                                  Or they could be made up or have atrocious sample sizes and selection, as per usual with general polls.

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                                    My brother in Christ, you do not realize how down bad the 20-something girls with daddy issues are.

                                    My best friend hooked an old guy without custody of his kids. They're moving in together next week.

                                    Edit: My point is that people like her exist and have their own preferences. Unfortunately the vast majority of men she goes out with are creeps. I'm going to support my friend, but I'm also doing a very in depth background check as soon as I learn his last name. The overwhelming majority of men interested in much younger women are creeps.

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                                    My best friend, now 45 once told me that i was the only guy she was ever attacked to her that is actually younger than her. I didn't really think anything about it, untill she told me that her first real boyfriend was 45 when she was 19. And her boyfriends only got older

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                                    • obnomus@lemmy.mlO [email protected]

                                      I'm a guy and Idk about this sweatpants things, pls someone give me some context.

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                                      Aka "jogging pants", "lounge pants", "tracksuit bottoms", "trackies", "tracky daks", or "trackpants".

                                      They're a kind of soft trousers or loose leggings worn typically for comfort or athletic purposes.

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                                        asking for help moving boxes /eyeroll

                                        Just as an aside, I would do this regardless of my interest. If I’m moving and there’s someone watching, I’m going to try to enlist help. They can say no and I won’t be offended in any way, but I’ll give it a shot, because moving sucks and it’s faster with more hands. I won’t gush about how strong the movers are or anything, but I will offer them beer/pizza afterwards.

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                                        I more meant that sometimes requests for help are seen as flirting, when they're about as casual and commonplace as can be.

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