Anyone Can Push Updates to the DOGE.gov Website
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Remember that if you can see something that obvious, imagine all the quiet changes people are making that aren't being immediately found. Not only the deliberate horseshit from musk and his facsy tots, but other attempts to distort data from traditional bad actors like China and Russia
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Bosses when the IT dept is furiously responding to an outage: What do we pay you for?
Bosses when everything is running smoothly: What do we pay you for?
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They should have used a Wingate.
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Probably because it "doesn't" use SQL
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Literally every country should do this. Any single country with internet access and even the start of a cyber security org should be extracting what they can, getting whatever access they can.
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"Why do we have all these IT people? All the tech works fine!"
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I understood almost none of that and that still makes me smarter than Musky.
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Ah. OK. Not immediately recognizable, but clear now.
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:::PEDANTRY BEYOND THIS POINT
This joke would have worked even better (it already works well) if you put the lines in the other order
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The markdown makes some pedantry points.
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* Something breaks *
Why do we have all these IT people? Nothing works!
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And three fucking days later . . .
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