Anyone Can Push Updates to the DOGE.gov Website
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0.001 ElonCoin says that absolutely nobody will revolt against anything.
70% of the country either wants this or was too lazy to do a single thing to stop it, and the other 30% is too busy yelling at each other about how they're the most pure.
Ain't shit gonna happen.
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"Im torn on this, on one hand I know I have an untreated open wound on my leg, on the other hand here's a 6 year old kid in a "doctor is in" t shirt who wants to smear whipped cream on it as a treatment".
What's to be torn by? False dichotomy.
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many US citizens are that stupid
Most.
30% voted for this, 40% couldn't be fucked to vote against this so we've got a base of 70% of this country being dumb as shit.
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mmmm all the same I'd rather not have AI slurping up all my tax records to sell me a mortgage rate I'd have to take.
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Your figures are reversed.
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Not voting was a vote for Nazis, so yeah, the ~40% that did not vote are being clumped in with them.
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Does DOGE have access to tax records? I'm guessing that's not a thing since they're focusing on spending instead of revenue, right?
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That's what I said...
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Good question, I dunno. I mean, it will be that time in just a two months so let's stay tuned to this exciting show.
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I wonder how they got that one judge's daughter's tax records with full name, place of employment and real signature.
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I'm sure some calls to/from a Senator could get that kind of info.
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Remember that if you can see something that obvious, imagine all the quiet changes people are making that aren't being immediately found. Not only the deliberate horseshit from musk and his facsy tots, but other attempts to distort data from traditional bad actors like China and Russia
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Bosses when the IT dept is furiously responding to an outage: What do we pay you for?
Bosses when everything is running smoothly: What do we pay you for?
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They should have used a Wingate.
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Probably because it "doesn't" use SQL
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Literally every country should do this. Any single country with internet access and even the start of a cyber security org should be extracting what they can, getting whatever access they can.
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"Why do we have all these IT people? All the tech works fine!"
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I understood almost none of that and that still makes me smarter than Musky.
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Ah. OK. Not immediately recognizable, but clear now.
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:::PEDANTRY BEYOND THIS POINT
This joke would have worked even better (it already works well) if you put the lines in the other order
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