My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?
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Start singing baby shark song, or what did the fox say. Expand his
repetuarrepertoire.Edit: Dino spelling
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Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Wait. Before you blow your brain out have you considered surgical removal of your ears?
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Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Steady now, my generation got through the Macarena, you'll get through this. Nice deep breaths... in... out...
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Start singing baby shark song, or what did the fox say. Expand his
repetuarrepertoire.Edit: Dino spelling
Repetaur sounds like a great fictional dinosaur to add to my son's repertoire.
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Steady now, my generation got through the Macarena, you'll get through this. Nice deep breaths... in... out...
And MmmBop (which tbh hits these days in a very sad sad way)
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Oh man, this was my history teacher's favorite song back in middle school. Used to play it in class every. day. I thought I got away from that song... And I did for 17 years...
Now it's stuck in my head again!
I was referring to the movie which does have the song. Maybe it works.
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Oh shit... I don't think he's ready for that level of weird...
Hah, now I just want to know what he'd think of it.
There's always John Daker:
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H a m p s t e r d a n c e
🦡🦡🦡🦡
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I might also humbly suggest the theme to TaleSpin, that one's a beaut
️Ha ha ha ha haha! Spin it!
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Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Expose him to Baby Shark.
Then the Badgers song.
Lather, rinse, repeat until he latches onto a song you can tolerate.
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Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah it's tasty as hell
wrote last edited by [email protected]Ooh mamacita, now you’re ringin’ the bell!
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I'm not sure that's really gonna make the situation better though...
First you mine. Then you craft. MINECRAFT!
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And MmmBop (which tbh hits these days in a very sad sad way)
In a mmmbop it really is gone
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Expose him to Baby Shark.
Then the Badgers song.
Lather, rinse, repeat until he latches onto a song you can tolerate.
wrote last edited by [email protected]My partner and I used to switch between The Electric Slide and The Hustle as our earworms, so one day we mixed them together because it's the same tune. Now THAT is constantly stuck in our heads
All I'm saying is be careful with this approach for you may make a worse monster
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Repetaur sounds like a great fictional dinosaur to add to my son's repertoire.
Lol, thanks I needed to confirm that dinosaur name
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Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Get back at them by singing Peaches from the Mario Bros movie. You know, Jack Black and all that.
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Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Not the answer you're looking for, but this reminded me of a short video I saw a long time ago where it was some kids being obnoxious ( as they're known for ) on a train and this man snaps and screams, in Chinese, "Shut up! I wanna die!" because of how tired he was.
Cannot find the clip when I search for it, but I think it's pretty funny. Nor do I remember where I saw it, but that specific little video thing has absolutely stuck with me.l ever since I saw it.
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Mine would crack up and switch to that
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Ooh mamacita, now you’re ringin’ the bell!
Crispy and juicy, now you're havin' a snack
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Mine has largely gotten over the lava chicken phase, and has moved on to the next incredibly annoying barely sentient compulsion.
Last I checked it was the intro to Ducktales. Have you shown them that? It's so ruinously catchy it may never leave your mind.
That song never left my head and its been living rent free up there since I was a kid
