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  • P [email protected]

    I would never suck a dick unless a woman was involved. What does that make me?

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    An oversharer.

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    • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

      That would depend on the way the woman is involved

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      The dick can be attached to her or she could be sharing it with me.

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      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

        You are only bisexual if you are engaged in sex with two people of the opposite sex simultaneously.

        Otherwise, you're just Schrodinger's Gay.

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        "Ohh yeah baby, collapse my wave function..."

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        • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

          "Ohh yeah baby, collapse my wave function..."

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          i like being observed, interact with me to measure my state please

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          • P [email protected]

            The dick can be attached to her or she could be sharing it with me.

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            The dick can be attached to her

            Straight.

            or she could be sharing it with me.

            Bi/Pan.

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            • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

              You are only bisexual if you are engaged in sex with two people of the opposite sex simultaneously.

              Otherwise, you're just Schrodinger's Gay.

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              So there's a Schrodinger’s Gay in every threesome

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              • M [email protected]

                So there's a Schrodinger’s Gay in every threesome

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                At least one.

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                • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                  two people of opposite sex*, otherwise it's just a straight threesome

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                  But you cease to be bi afterwards, you were just experimenting.

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                  • P [email protected]

                    I would never suck a dick unless a woman was involved. What does that make me?

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                    Bisexual with hangups.

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                    • F [email protected]

                      Can confirm, bisexuals are capable of annoyance.

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                      It's kind of like half way between angry and happy. Can't you just pick an emotion? /s

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                      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                        You are only bisexual if you are engaged in sex with two people of the opposite sex simultaneously.

                        Otherwise, you're just Schrodinger's Gay.

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                        While the joke is indisputably funny, it’s important to remind everyone that it’s still a harmful stereotype. Bi/pan erasure is a genuine problem. You don’t stop being bi/pan simply because you enter a monogamous relationship.

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                        • C [email protected]

                          It's kind of like half way between angry and happy. Can't you just pick an emotion? /s

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                          If I had to describe my feelings about this, I would have to say that I am bivalent.

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                            I don't know why bisexuals are memed as being given a hard time for being bisexual, and I am too afraid to ask at this point.

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                            • T [email protected]

                              I don't know why bisexuals are memed as being given a hard time for being bisexual, and I am too afraid to ask at this point.

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                              It's similar to when people say, "You're not really an atheist, you just haven't found the right religion."

                              No bi person is ever believed by a non-bi person.

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                              • T [email protected]

                                I don't know why bisexuals are memed as being given a hard time for being bisexual, and I am too afraid to ask at this point.

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                                There's bunch of stereotypes surrounding bisexuals. For example, that bisexuality doesn't exist -- like that they're actually gay, but won't admit it, or it's a stepping-stone to being gay. Or that they're actually straight but just fucking with lesbians and won't ever commit, or that they're promiscuous and will always cheat. Or, that once they do settle down it'll always be with an opposite-gender partner. Or that they're cowards who'll mask their queerness instead of supporting the LGBTQA+ community, since they can always pretend to be straight... and so much more! It fucking sucks!

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                                • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

                                  i like being observed, interact with me to measure my state please

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                                  Position? But I wanted to measure velocity tonight!

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                                  • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

                                    There's bunch of stereotypes surrounding bisexuals. For example, that bisexuality doesn't exist -- like that they're actually gay, but won't admit it, or it's a stepping-stone to being gay. Or that they're actually straight but just fucking with lesbians and won't ever commit, or that they're promiscuous and will always cheat. Or, that once they do settle down it'll always be with an opposite-gender partner. Or that they're cowards who'll mask their queerness instead of supporting the LGBTQA+ community, since they can always pretend to be straight... and so much more! It fucking sucks!

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                                    Why cant a guy just really like blowjobs and not be fussy. Always with the labels.

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                                    • D [email protected]

                                      Why cant a guy just really like blowjobs and not be fussy. Always with the labels.

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                                      When you stick you sick through a hole in the wall, it all feels the same.

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                                        The most biphobic people I've ever seen are gay people. They hate bi people more than your average straight homophobe hates gay people. It's really weird.

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                                        • G [email protected]

                                          The most biphobic people I've ever seen are gay people. They hate bi people more than your average straight homophobe hates gay people. It's really weird.

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                                          Seriously? I have to tell my wife. She's sometimes open and sometimes closed to the idea of a threesome or just bisexuality.

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