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    Yes, that is what I'm saying

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    Mom was right: there are strange people on the internet.

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    • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

      I thought it's some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.

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      Sure, just empty it out after the trip and you're set.

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      • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

        I thought it's some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.

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        I was going to comment on how that wouldn't work as a bong, until I saw your comment.

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          As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

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            It's very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.

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            • T [email protected]

              That would hurt when you want to leave though. Like a strong bandaid.

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              I think you're visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.

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              • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

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                Don't let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.

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                • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE [email protected]
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                  That’s a big beautiful piss jug, the old man would be proud.

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                    And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart

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                    • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                      As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

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                      "We'll piss anywhere, man."

                      https://ultimateclassicrock.com/rolling-stones-urinate-in-public/

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                          With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.

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                            https://youtu.be/diFDBNNmnnU

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                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJd0Ge47aF4

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                              Living the dream life, I see

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                                All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you're wearing in cold piss.

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                                • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                  As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

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                                  Pee funnels are real!

                                  Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt

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                                    Worst bong ever

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                                    The best bong is the one you have with you, same goes for the liquid inside it.

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                                      This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize

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                                        And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart

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                                        Yellow shell

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                                        • C [email protected]

                                          This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize

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                                          I think that's more "adult diaper-man"

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