Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5
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Franzia really stepped up it's game.
Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It's not, like, an amazing wine...but it's inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I'm not tempted to finish the bottle.
Comes with a free pillow as well, you just need to inflate it.
Hell if your enough of a piss head, you can build a nice air mattress from them as well.
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See a box with a built in tap is dangerous for me, it lasts half as long as it would in a bottle. Plus I swear it makes for the WORST hangovers.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]True, but for $~20 I can buy like, a six-pack of premium domestic beer, a 4-pack of craft beer, or 3-5 litres of wine. Box wine is the clear value winner, and tastes significantly better than cheap beer.
Idk about the hangover tho. I don't really get hangovers. I remember before my wedding...my bachelor party was Foxwoods casino, and meanwhile my wife went with her sister and mom to a Jimmy Buffet tribute concert. They all felt much worse than I did in the morning.
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I was the first to finish, so if you call that failing...
Sometimes you win by coming second.
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Rookie numbers.
41,700 US gallons, 278 refills.
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I mean, I didn't expect to, but boy was I upset I couldn't find this. Would have been a great gift to finally get me disowned from my mom's side of the family.
We gave my stepmother-in-law a wine glass that could fit an entire bottle of wine in it, and said "its cause you like wine so much!". She took it really well.
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You sound like you need a good whiskey in your life.
Or just use cannabis and stop being an insufferable drunkard.
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Alcoholism is gross. Stop having kids. Abortion abortion abortion
I'll drink to that!
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Or just use cannabis and stop being an insufferable drunkard.
That makes you an insufferable stoner, be cool and only do LSD
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We gave my stepmother-in-law a wine glass that could fit an entire bottle of wine in it, and said "its cause you like wine so much!". She took it really well.
Oh yeah, my sister and my mother already have one of those. I was thinking that the chair would just be so overkill that it'd go right past funny straight into "a personal slight upon my honor" territory.
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Or just use cannabis and stop being an insufferable drunkard.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Maybe a nice spiced rum would is your style or would you prefer the floral bouquet that is gin?
If you want that body buzz like weed, a nice hop heavy beer will hit the spot just right.
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We gave my stepmother-in-law a wine glass that could fit an entire bottle of wine in it, and said "its cause you like wine so much!". She took it really well.
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Make one where you put in grapes and just sit and lay on it all day to make wine starter, aka grape juice.
Honestly, I don't even drink often but this whole plan sounds like an amazing day.
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Franzia really stepped up it's game.
Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It's not, like, an amazing wine...but it's inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I'm not tempted to finish the bottle.
SLAP THE BAG
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We gave my stepmother-in-law a wine glass that could fit an entire bottle of wine in it, and said "its cause you like wine so much!". She took it really well.
I've met a few middle aged women that could use that glass unironically.
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Says it hold 150 gallons in the bottom left. I'd wager someone just photoshopped the arm, tube, and text onto an existing bean bag listing
The arm is lit up from the bottom, totally doesn't fit the rest of the lighting in the picture.
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Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.
Boxed wine is already in a plastic bag so that's not such a worry
