Dog's mind vs cat's mind
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Hey cats have a “Love” section just as big as the dog’s!
Well, almost as big. Relatively big. And it’s reserved for a very select audience. Who have made it through the multiple tests of loyalty and servitude.
Also, it is subject to repeal at random times for no reason, which is not appealable. Of course, if you go out of town and come back, you forfeit all your progress and have to start over at level 1.
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Cats murder part should be bigger.
At least half of "sleep" is actually just light snoozing while thinking/dreaming about murder.
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Why did you remove the artist name from the comic?
This was a crosspost and I didn't realize, I have now broken the crosspost and replaced the image for proper attribution
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Being self-reliable takes up a bigger part of the brain.
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Hey cats have a “Love” section just as big as the dog’s!
Well, almost as big. Relatively big. And it’s reserved for a very select audience. Who have made it through the multiple tests of loyalty and servitude.
Also, it is subject to repeal at random times for no reason, which is not appealable. Of course, if you go out of town and come back, you forfeit all your progress and have to start over at level 1.
Charts like these are a reminder that people don't understand cats as well as I would like
A cat does all the same things a dog does, they just don't give it away for free. You gotta earn the respect, more like you would a person!
My cats follow me from room to room, love being held, love to play, and all sorts of good stuff
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destroy furniture and piss everywhere is like 50% of a cat's brain
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The ? is cat-related activities, like midnight zoomies and knocking things off of tables.
I would argue those both fall under Murder
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destroy furniture and piss everywhere is like 50% of a cat's brain
Dogs have never been known to piss everywhere!!!
/s
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Why did you remove the artist name from the comic?
Probably because pizzacake attracts brigading on Lemmy for weird reasons that I don't understand?
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destroy furniture and piss everywhere is like 50% of a cat's brain
More like 0% if you treat them properly.
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Probably because pizzacake attracts brigading on Lemmy for weird reasons that I don't understand?
No idea what that means. But if you post someone's work you should attribute it. Fortunately OP corrected it here so good on them.
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Only cats sleep?
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No idea what that means. But if you post someone's work you should attribute it. Fortunately OP corrected it here so good on them.
Pizza cake is a perfectly normal comic, but for some reason a group of people on Lemmy hate it and will swarm in to criticise it in obnoxious posts every time it gets mentioned. But I agree, attribution is good even so
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Notice the color of the "?" is the same as the two panel captions - cats break the laws of meta-physics & 4th walls all the time.
Dogs use that space for play only.
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Only cats sleep?
My dogs sleep at least sixteen hours a day.
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My dogs sleep at least sixteen hours a day.
(O)_(O)
What do your dogs do in 8hrs that make them THIS tired?
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My dogs sleep at least sixteen hours a day.
Mine too. I guess they left it out of the graphic for dogs though.
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Hey cats have a “Love” section just as big as the dog’s!
Well, almost as big. Relatively big. And it’s reserved for a very select audience. Who have made it through the multiple tests of loyalty and servitude.
Also, it is subject to repeal at random times for no reason, which is not appealable. Of course, if you go out of town and come back, you forfeit all your progress and have to start over at level 1.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Of course, if you go out of town and come back, you forfeit all your progress and have to start over at level 1.
I don't think that's universally true. Back when my partner had recently moved in with me, we found one of those pet spas to leave their cat at as we had to go out of town (terrible idea, in retrospect, and current me would say it would've been better for her to just have had someone come by the house to periodically check on her but not the point of this story).
Due to scheduling of when we got back, my partner stayed home while I went to pick up the cat; as soon as I got there, she came out the room crying and I thought she was coming to greet me but she sped past me and went around the outside room, still crying, and searching.
There is nothing on Earth that will convince me that she wasn't determinedly looking for my partner. That cat loves them and, while she expresses affection in the sort of stereotypical cat way (unlike our boy who has designated times, every day, he comes over to be fawned over), she would be devastated to lose my partner (or me, at this point, I like to think). She likes her space and for there to be a certain level of protocol followed when it comes to interaction but there's no doubt in my mind that she's very ingrained-ly attached.
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Given how incredibly protective my cat is of my toddlers, there is definable a love and loyalty section. He even lets my 1 year old use him as a monster truck ramp, for some reason.