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    Walle had the Apple startup chime when he recharged

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    Yeah, it was a warning against Apple and that was the nod to it.

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      A modern high-end BMW can have over a hundred separate ECUs (microcontrollers). All communicating over multiple CAN and FlexRay networks. The complexity is mind boggling, just so you can have subscription based seat heating and other nonsense.

      No technician on Earth will be able to debug this black box spaghetti except the manufacturer. If you try to access/reprogram one of these chips (as you should be able as you OWN the damn thing), the microcontroller has OTP (one time programmable) memory that ensures the device can physically brick itself should you try.

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      Bmw is dogshit but even when they had 7 computers they were so amazingly ass backwards they had to have chassis diag specialists for each of their higher end models.

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      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        I rewatched Wall-E the other day. I forgot just how staggeringly good that movie is. How the hell does every single robot have their own personality. Not to mention how everyone that Wall-E interacts with ends up for the better, after a lil chaos, of course. I cried so many times. I'm 33.

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        My kid used to watch it over and over between 3-5 years old. Finally asked him why he liked it, his response was " because you like it".

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        • knight_alva@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

          The difference between wall-e and eve makes me think of cars. How old and even some modern combustion cars are built well and engineered to be highly modular and user serviceable. EVs are highly proprietary. They rely on closed systems that can’t practically be serviced without special equipment.

          Don’t get me wrong. I’m NOT a fan of fossil fuels at all. I just don’t like how cars have been slowly morphing into proprietary unreliable cellphone-like commodities, or how the push towards EVs seems to be accelerating that trend.

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          You can always get an older car and do a conversion. If you can find one with a bad/no motor you could even save a few bucks.

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            You can always get an older car and do a conversion. If you can find one with a bad/no motor you could even save a few bucks.

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            Wait, is that a normally done thing? As far as conversions go, I've only seen someone's project of combustion-powered Tesla. Combustion to EV sounds interesting.

            But anyway, won't you then have the same issues anyway?

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            • knight_alva@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

              Yes, exactly! We are just going to see more of this as time passes and I hate it. Idk what I can to about it other than buy cars that do less of this. Not that my one purchase every other decade really matters.

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              Not that my one purchase every other decade really matters.

              Meh. I doubt most people buy a new car every 2 years. Nor that most people buy multiple of them. And "it's just me doing it" is a good thing to leave out. Possibly most people think that, even if perhaps not in this specific case.

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                Wait, is that a normally done thing? As far as conversions go, I've only seen someone's project of combustion-powered Tesla. Combustion to EV sounds interesting.

                But anyway, won't you then have the same issues anyway?

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                The kind of person in the position to convert a vehicle from one energy source to another is either competent enough to do any future work themselves, in which case they already have the necessary tools to do said work, or has enough money that the potential difficulty in maintaining the vehicle is not a concern.

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                  Ayy, recently rewatched that too. Personal headcannon: a better ending would have been a montage of Eva teaching an amnesiac Wall-E all the things he taught her and have him fall in love with those things and her again in the process. Probably more drawn out than "random electric spark magically resets memory" though

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                  Eva finds Wall-E's NAS on Earth and restores a backup.

                  I don't quite remember what happened in the movie though.

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                    My kid used to watch it over and over between 3-5 years old. Finally asked him why he liked it, his response was " because you like it".

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                    Well? Did you like it?

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                      Wall-E functioned

                      He was definitely not running windows

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                      Yeah but all of the other Wall-Es were left broken by a mandatory Tuesday Windows Update

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                        Well? Did you like it?

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                        Of course! Was just nice he was thinking of someone other than himself and chose based on that.

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                        • knight_alva@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                          The difference between wall-e and eve makes me think of cars. How old and even some modern combustion cars are built well and engineered to be highly modular and user serviceable. EVs are highly proprietary. They rely on closed systems that can’t practically be serviced without special equipment.

                          Don’t get me wrong. I’m NOT a fan of fossil fuels at all. I just don’t like how cars have been slowly morphing into proprietary unreliable cellphone-like commodities, or how the push towards EVs seems to be accelerating that trend.

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                          It seems to me that the future of electric mobillity is more car renting/leasing than car ownership. Servicing will be included in the monthly payment and you won't have to service it yourself

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                          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            I rewatched Wall-E the other day. I forgot just how staggeringly good that movie is. How the hell does every single robot have their own personality. Not to mention how everyone that Wall-E interacts with ends up for the better, after a lil chaos, of course. I cried so many times. I'm 33.

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                            Do you remember the old PC and Mac commercials. Funny how PC looks like Pierre P.

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                              It seems to me that the future of electric mobillity is more car renting/leasing than car ownership. Servicing will be included in the monthly payment and you won't have to service it yourself

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                              Not just cars. The logical endpoint of capitalism is a rent-only economy. Everything will shift in ownership to the ones with the ability to purchase above the market price. Undercut everybody for infinite gains in the future.

                              Edit: I should say that i meant unregulated capitalism. I honestly don't find anything wrong with people being well payed for doing exceptional things.
                              Taking advantage of capital gains is NOT exceptional.

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                              • knight_alva@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                Yes, exactly! We are just going to see more of this as time passes and I hate it. Idk what I can to about it other than buy cars that do less of this. Not that my one purchase every other decade really matters.

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                                You can stop buying cars and rennt them instead. The electronic clusterfuck spaghetti is not your problem anymore.
                                You still get all your data harvested and sold to the highest bidder though.

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                                  Eva finds Wall-E's NAS on Earth and restores a backup.

                                  I don't quite remember what happened in the movie though.

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                                  She literally kisses him and he starts remembering everything

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                                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    I rewatched Wall-E the other day. I forgot just how staggeringly good that movie is. How the hell does every single robot have their own personality. Not to mention how everyone that Wall-E interacts with ends up for the better, after a lil chaos, of course. I cried so many times. I'm 33.

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                                    Walle took 800 years and still hadn't finished its task. Eve took 12 hrs

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                                      Walle took 800 years and still hadn't finished its task. Eve took 12 hrs

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                                      I give you that lol

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                                        Walle took 800 years and still hadn't finished its task. Eve took 12 hrs

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                                        You sound like one of my PMs. "Klugerama, your coworker was able to resolve a UI issue in just 3 days, why did it take you over 3 weeks to convert 50k lines of code from C# to Java?"

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                                          It seems to me that the future of electric mobillity is more car renting/leasing than car ownership. Servicing will be included in the monthly payment and you won't have to service it yourself

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                                          I'd rather service it myself and save my money, and own it so I know that it's been properly cared for and not shit/cummed in by a dozen people.

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