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You have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?

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    Explain the situation to my family and sell them stuff.

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    I just hope they can scrounge up the $10,000 between them.

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      Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

      Needless to say I'm not too fond of my family...

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        Damn that sucks, all y'all unemployed?

        I open my laptop and answer about six emails.

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          I would just ask my brother to give me $40. I think he would probably do that to avoid exploding.

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            I ask my best friend for $40.

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            • S [email protected]

              How you were moving in your loving family

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              "loving family"

              Oh honey...

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                Sell Pokemon stupid cheap

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                  sell tickets to an explosive event. then just keep the money.

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                  • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                    Damn that sucks, all y'all unemployed?

                    I open my laptop and answer about six emails.

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                    You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?

                    damn that's like a full day for me.

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                      You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?

                      damn that's like a full day for me.

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                      Practise harder!

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                        You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?

                        damn that's like a full day for me.

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                        Y’all are answering emails?!

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                        • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                          Y’all are answering emails?!

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                          Bruh I answer faxes and letters, and I actually prefer that.

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                            Clock in at work. 34 minutes later I earn $40.

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                              You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?

                              damn that's like a full day for me.

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                              That usually a month for me. I don’t respond unless it’s something important.

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                                So $13.33/h?

                                That's less than £10 which I believe would be below minimum wage in my country, so basically any job would do it

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                                  So $13.33/h?

                                  That's less than £10 which I believe would be below minimum wage in my country, so basically any job would do it

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                                  Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won't have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.

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                                    Work for 1.5 hours and take a nap.

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                                      Before or after tax?

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                                        Go to a cash dispenser

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                                          Hop on the Uber hamster wheel again. And again. And again.

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