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    Alaska: our mountains are so huge, weather so severe, and land so vast, that mankind does not have the ability to build roads across our state. Come at me, Texas.

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    Texas: the biggest usable state.

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    • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

      Texas: the biggest usable state.

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      FTFY: the biggest usable (mentally) unstable state.

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        FTFY: the biggest usable (mentally) unstable state.

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        Nah, that’s Alaska.

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          Bigger in everyway! Bigger crime, bigger gun problem, bigger capture by oil companies, bigger environmental damage, bigger racism, bigger highways... The list goes on!

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          Yep. One guy in my class had an exchange student from Texas. Absolute biggest asshole. A real advertisement for Texas: "Never go to a state where they breed idiots like that."

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          • abnormalhumanbeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.spaceA [email protected]

            Interesting, TIL. My intuition when looking at maps somehow had me wrongly estimate California as larger than Texas. But Alaska is of course in a league of its own.

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            Texas is almost as long as California but quite a bit more thicc.

            One additional factor, though, is that California's major cities are mainly spread all along its lengthy coastline, while most of Texas's major cities (Fort Worth, San Antonio, Houston, Austin, Dallas, etc) are clustered in the interior, decently far but not that far from one another. So going between Austin/Houston/Dallas is not necessarily as daunting a trip as going from Los Angeles to San Francisco.

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            • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

              Nah, that’s Alaska.

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              No, that is just the biggest state.

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                In 2145 the competition between the two states takes a violent turn as the cyberpolarbear division meets the mechacowboys in brutal mechanized combat, fighting in the sweltering heat among the gaint sand dunes in the deserts of Anchorage.

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                  the arrogant cowboys are the best NFL team to ever do it

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                    Bigger in everyway! Bigger crime, bigger gun problem, bigger capture by oil companies, bigger environmental damage, bigger racism, bigger highways... The list goes on!

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                    And the biggest drunk! Wait....

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                    • S [email protected]

                      Texas is almost as long as California but quite a bit more thicc.

                      One additional factor, though, is that California's major cities are mainly spread all along its lengthy coastline, while most of Texas's major cities (Fort Worth, San Antonio, Houston, Austin, Dallas, etc) are clustered in the interior, decently far but not that far from one another. So going between Austin/Houston/Dallas is not necessarily as daunting a trip as going from Los Angeles to San Francisco.

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                      San Antonio -> Austin -> Dallas is ~5h (and they're basically in a straight line)

                      LA to SF is ~6h

                      Add Houston on the end and it's 8h+ (roughly a C shaped route) or roughly San Diego to SF.

                      Interesting the distance between the furthest points in each state is roughly 14 hours for both. They're weirdly analogous.

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                        But Texas has 40 times the population

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                        I'm talking about per population. Of course if there's more people there's more crime.

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                          Yep. One guy in my class had an exchange student from Texas. Absolute biggest asshole. A real advertisement for Texas: "Never go to a state where they breed idiots like that."

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                          One of the worst people I ever had the displeasure of working with was from Texas.

                          Granted, I have also worked with others from Texas that were fine.

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                            Everyone knows Colorado would be bigger than Texas if you hammered it flat.

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                              Also Alaska: It’s over, Texas. I have the high ground.

                              Alaska - High point: 20,320 feet - Sea level
                              Texas - High point: 8,749 feet - Sea level

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                                You assume I give a shit about the state where I live.

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                                  the arrogant cowboys are the best NFL team to ever do it

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                                  Every year is our year!

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                                    I live in California and I can buy weed at the weed store.

                                    Texans can't.

                                    Californian women have protected human rights that Texan women don't.

                                    So I guess my state has more freedom than Texas.

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                                      Texas: the biggest usable state.

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                                      As long as it doesn't get too hot, or too cold... or to windy... Or wet... Come to think of it, a lot of stuff has managed to grind Texas to a halt lately.

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                                        As long as it doesn't get too hot, or too cold... or to windy... Or wet... Come to think of it, a lot of stuff has managed to grind Texas to a halt lately.

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                                        In West Texas, we don’t know about this cold or wet you speak of. Plenty of hot and wind though.

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                                          I live in California and I can buy weed at the weed store.

                                          Texans can't.

                                          Californian women have protected human rights that Texan women don't.

                                          So I guess my state has more freedom than Texas.

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                                          We also have legal psychedelic mushrooms, at least where I am in Oakland.

                                          Also, I fucking hate cowboys. Had a layover in 2001 in Dallas. I couldn’t believe how many cowboy hats, boots, belt buckles. It was a clown show. I’ll never fly through Texas again.

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