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      Jesus had admin commands.

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        Jesus had admin commands.

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        Jesus: “System call…”

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          Jesus had admin commands.

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          God mode.

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            and look how he was penalised for it.

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              If you can go to hell for pirating a videogame then I'm sure like 95% of humanity is in hell for much more egregious sins.

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                If you can go to hell for pirating a videogame then I'm sure like 95% of humanity is in hell for much more egregious sins.

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                Fapping is enough for God to send you to Hell, apparently.

                "What are you in for?"

                "Mass murder. I blew up 20-30 people before the cops gunned me down. You?"

                "I burst after playing one of those Japanese video games."

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                  God mode.

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                  Do you think he has sudo privileges or does he su in?

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                    Do you think he has sudo privileges or does he su in?

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                    Well he was only granted admin privileges by his father so he likely had a set of AWS (Apparently the World Started) credentials rather than just raw root access. The documentation is the Bible of course

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                      AAAAAAAGH WHY DID I MAKE CONCORD

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                        Well he was only granted admin privileges by his father so he likely had a set of AWS (Apparently the World Started) credentials rather than just raw root access. The documentation is the Bible of course

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                        Oh duh. Forgot about Appendix D.

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                          He didn't once think of the poor baker and fisherman he was depriving of wealth

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                          • sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                            If you can go to hell for pirating a videogame then I'm sure like 95% of humanity is in hell for much more egregious sins.

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                            Like wearing clothes of mixed fabrics, shaving your face, touching a woman who is on her period, eating any kind of shellfish, eating any cloven hooved beast (like pig, deer, etc.) or covering your head if you're a man / not covering your head if you are a woman.

                            Straight to hell!

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                              Like wearing clothes of mixed fabrics, shaving your face, touching a woman who is on her period, eating any kind of shellfish, eating any cloven hooved beast (like pig, deer, etc.) or covering your head if you're a man / not covering your head if you are a woman.

                              Straight to hell!

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                              Don't forget coloring your hair as a man to anything besides gray and white if you have black hair and anything besides white if you have gray hair unless you are about to fight people.

                              I am not saying this as a "religion is so random" type criticism of Islam. I just really like it as example of a rule that historically makes sense but nowadays just sounds oddly specific.

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                                If you can go to hell for pirating a videogame then I'm sure like 95% of humanity is in hell for much more egregious sins.

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                                The premise of The Good Place..and other works I imagine

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                                  You wouldn't download a pizza

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                                    The only hell you might get from pirating and other "easy sources of excess pleasure" is the hedonic treadmill. I'd say Steam sales are more likely to cause this at this point but we're definitely seeing the effects of easy entertainment on the general population. Brainrot and all that. It's not fire and brimstone but the world ain't looking great. But personally I'd take notes from Buddhism rather than Christianity as the latter is way more preoccupied with what happens after this life (the religion of kicking the can down the road).

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                                      Well he was only granted admin privileges by his father so he likely had a set of AWS (Apparently the World Started) credentials rather than just raw root access. The documentation is the Bible of course

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                                      if the bible was about 3 sysadmins who are all somehow also the same guy I would actually sit down and read all of it.

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                                        By copying that fish, he took business away from the fisherman who caught it. If it weren't for his piracy, many people would have been hungry and bought fish from him. Copying fish is stealing.

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                                          The only hell you might get from pirating and other "easy sources of excess pleasure" is the hedonic treadmill. I'd say Steam sales are more likely to cause this at this point but we're definitely seeing the effects of easy entertainment on the general population. Brainrot and all that. It's not fire and brimstone but the world ain't looking great. But personally I'd take notes from Buddhism rather than Christianity as the latter is way more preoccupied with what happens after this life (the religion of kicking the can down the road).

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                                          It's not the easy entertainment that's causing brainrot, it's the convenient sacrifices. The ads. The pollution. Time spent in cars. The plastic crap. The noise. The horrible news. The apoliticism. The talking machine that thinks for you.

                                          Those aren't entertainment or luxuries, they're daily micro-tortures that are easy to get used to, easy to tolerate, easy to ignore, but still carve out pieces of your soul. People are being worn down to nothing as surely as if by any addiction. It's not the high that kills you, it's the side effects. Weed isn't a tenth as dangerous as tobacco cigarettes, and one's got more high, one's got more side effects.

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