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      Well done with ketchup

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        well done, of course. If I wanted it half-assed I'd cook it myself

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          I get people all the time that say "cooked"

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            Well done with ketchup

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            I like them sloppy

            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=buK45NW_ikI

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              Did you know that in the 19th century restaurants would just list all their available ingedients on the menu, and the male customers would tell the chef what to cook thereby impressing their lady with their knowledge? The better the restaurant the more ingredients on offer

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                As a magic player: make it rare of you can, but mythic if possible

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                  As a magic player: make it rare of you can, but mythic if possible

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                  Etched foil please

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                    Did you know that in the 19th century restaurants would just list all their available ingedients on the menu, and the male customers would tell the chef what to cook thereby impressing their lady with their knowledge? The better the restaurant the more ingredients on offer

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                    meanwhile I can't even pronounce half the stuff on the menu

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                      Just walk the cow past a hot oven. Then release the cow to a sanctuary and bring me a chickpea salad.

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                        Well done with ketchup

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                        This was a tough one to upvote... But it's not your fault

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                          "Let me just Google the safe temperature for beef, I guess... Says here 145 degrees?"

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                            well done, of course. If I wanted it half-assed I'd cook it myself

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                            Medium, of course. If I wanted it raw or burnt I'd do it myself.

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                              Steak Tartare

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                                I want it raw.

                                We have to cook it at least a little sir.

                                Oh, I would like it cooked for 64 days.

                                Sir we can only go as long as 5 minutes.

                                Oh, I would like it cooked in Kazakhstan.

                                Sir it will have to be cooked in our kitchen.

                                Well if you wasn't going to let me choose why did you ask?

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                                  Did you know that in the 19th century restaurants would just list all their available ingedients on the menu, and the male customers would tell the chef what to cook thereby impressing their lady with their knowledge? The better the restaurant the more ingredients on offer

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                                  Really? Where?

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                                    At a diner a waitress asked my cousin, "how do you want your eggs?"

                                    His response: "Fried."

                                    Dude, we are in a 24 hour diner. You think they can poach your fucking egg?!

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                                      At a diner a waitress asked my cousin, "how do you want your eggs?"

                                      His response: "Fried."

                                      Dude, we are in a 24 hour diner. You think they can poach your fucking egg?!

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                                      As opposed to scrambled.

                                      A lot of restaurants won't do over easy eggs anymore for food safety reasons.

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                                        As opposed to scrambled.

                                        A lot of restaurants won't do over easy eggs anymore for food safety reasons.

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                                        I believe scrambled is also fried. I'm not a cooking expert though.

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                                          I believe scrambled is also fried. I'm not a cooking expert though.

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                                          I've always seen "fried egg" refer specifically to an egg cracked directly into a hot pan with the intent of keeping the yolk intact. "How do you like your eggs?" "Fried." means not scrambled. You might be more specific and specified a "doneness" from sunny side up to over-hard.

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