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      I love it! If it is real. Link to the source?

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        I love it! If it is real. Link to the source?

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        It must be real because it's a picture of Ikea with a text below it.

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          It must be real because it's a picture of Ikea with a text below it.

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          Why are the people standing in the parking spaces without their cars? Is that the people parking lot?

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            Now I wanna PT Barnum up a Walmart or something by putting signs and arrows up that lead people to the Egress.

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              So apparently this is a satirical headline and didn't actually happen, but my first thought was that a prankster had tried to make SCP-3008 a reality.

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                Why are the people standing in the parking spaces without their cars? Is that the people parking lot?

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                They got lost because of fake arrows.

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                  ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.

                  Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.

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                    Why are the people standing in the parking spaces without their cars? Is that the people parking lot?

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                    They’re waiting for their turn to play the Ikea escape room.

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                      ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.

                      Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.

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                      Damn kids these days, thinking they're invincible and shit and don't need the IKEA Safety String™ or the IKEA buddy system

                      THIS is what happens when you don't listen to basic safety lectures

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                        ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.

                        Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.

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                        You've got to master the shortcuts and often enter from the exit. It can be forced into some semblance of usability with enough practice. But I wouldn't wish the practice on anyone.

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                          ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.

                          Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.

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                          Not the worst place to be stuck in. You got ample lounging and sleeping quarters. Food. Social interaction.

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                            You've got to master the shortcuts and often enter from the exit. It can be forced into some semblance of usability with enough practice. But I wouldn't wish the practice on anyone.

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                            Tell us the lore: What forced you to put the work in?

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                              Not the worst place to be stuck in. You got ample lounging and sleeping quarters. Food. Social interaction.

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                              gotta find the food first...

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                                ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.

                                Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.

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                                Ikea isn't a labyrinth. It is a long and winding single path with no branching paths.

                                It makes sure every customer walks past every product.

                                Your friends have been transported to Sweden through a portal. Now they are stuck making endless BLÅFJÄLLETs in their factory.

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                                  Tell us the lore: What forced you to put the work in?

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                                  Buying a house and having kids. Man I spent so much time in that godforsaken place.

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                                    Ikea isn't a labyrinth. It is a long and winding single path with no branching paths.

                                    It makes sure every customer walks past every product.

                                    Your friends have been transported to Sweden through a portal. Now they are stuck making endless BLÅFJÄLLETs in their factory.

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                                    i dont believe in you religion. my ikea crealy has branches. maybe its just my dehydration talking though. have to check next time.

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                                      gotta find the food first...

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                                      All paths lead to the food court. Otherwise, meat in a different form is all around you. A lone patron takes a wrong turn in the curtains section and its lights out.

                                      Now I wish there was a Swedish urban myth about a person who got lost in an IKEA and became a savage and still haunts it to this very day.

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                                        ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.

                                        Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.

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                                        They were eating meatballs and forgot to mention it, some say they're still there to this day.

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                                          The arrows are displayed from above. They may be challenging to move.

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