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    I love it! If it is real. Link to the source?

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    It must be real because it's a picture of Ikea with a text below it.

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    • blizzard@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

      It must be real because it's a picture of Ikea with a text below it.

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      Why are the people standing in the parking spaces without their cars? Is that the people parking lot?

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        Now I wanna PT Barnum up a Walmart or something by putting signs and arrows up that lead people to the Egress.

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          So apparently this is a satirical headline and didn't actually happen, but my first thought was that a prankster had tried to make SCP-3008 a reality.

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            Why are the people standing in the parking spaces without their cars? Is that the people parking lot?

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            They got lost because of fake arrows.

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              ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.

              Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.

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              • T [email protected]

                Why are the people standing in the parking spaces without their cars? Is that the people parking lot?

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                They’re waiting for their turn to play the Ikea escape room.

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                  ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.

                  Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.

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                  Damn kids these days, thinking they're invincible and shit and don't need the IKEA Safety String™ or the IKEA buddy system

                  THIS is what happens when you don't listen to basic safety lectures

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                    ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.

                    Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.

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                    #11

                    You've got to master the shortcuts and often enter from the exit. It can be forced into some semblance of usability with enough practice. But I wouldn't wish the practice on anyone.

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                      ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.

                      Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.

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                      #12

                      Not the worst place to be stuck in. You got ample lounging and sleeping quarters. Food. Social interaction.

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                        You've got to master the shortcuts and often enter from the exit. It can be forced into some semblance of usability with enough practice. But I wouldn't wish the practice on anyone.

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                        #13

                        Tell us the lore: What forced you to put the work in?

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                          Not the worst place to be stuck in. You got ample lounging and sleeping quarters. Food. Social interaction.

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                          gotta find the food first...

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                          • T [email protected]

                            ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.

                            Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.

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                            Ikea isn't a labyrinth. It is a long and winding single path with no branching paths.

                            It makes sure every customer walks past every product.

                            Your friends have been transported to Sweden through a portal. Now they are stuck making endless BLÅFJÄLLETs in their factory.

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                              Tell us the lore: What forced you to put the work in?

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                              Buying a house and having kids. Man I spent so much time in that godforsaken place.

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                                Ikea isn't a labyrinth. It is a long and winding single path with no branching paths.

                                It makes sure every customer walks past every product.

                                Your friends have been transported to Sweden through a portal. Now they are stuck making endless BLÅFJÄLLETs in their factory.

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                                i dont believe in you religion. my ikea crealy has branches. maybe its just my dehydration talking though. have to check next time.

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                                  gotta find the food first...

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                                  All paths lead to the food court. Otherwise, meat in a different form is all around you. A lone patron takes a wrong turn in the curtains section and its lights out.

                                  Now I wish there was a Swedish urban myth about a person who got lost in an IKEA and became a savage and still haunts it to this very day.

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                                  • T [email protected]

                                    ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.

                                    Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.

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                                    They were eating meatballs and forgot to mention it, some say they're still there to this day.

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                                      The arrows are displayed from above. They may be challenging to move.

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                                        ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.

                                        Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.

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                                        I'll just leave this here.

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                                        • venusaur@lemmy.worldV [email protected]

                                          All paths lead to the food court. Otherwise, meat in a different form is all around you. A lone patron takes a wrong turn in the curtains section and its lights out.

                                          Now I wish there was a Swedish urban myth about a person who got lost in an IKEA and became a savage and still haunts it to this very day.

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                                          The ball pit in the children's area is a great place to get, uh, let's call it veal.

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