Oh gawrsh! Oh gawrsh!
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When I worked at Geico, we'd say, "Hi thank you for calling Geico, this is *******, your licensed professional. How can I help?"
One time the southern slipped out, and I just said, "Howd'y this is *****.", and stopped talking.
I didn't even realize it until my boss started laughing at me and played the recording.
I briefly worked at a small phone repair shop that didn't see much foot traffic or get many calls, but we also had a mandatory line to say when answering the phone. I don't remember the line, but it was a little more than "thanks for calling X, how can I help you?"
Anyway, once I was very tired on shift and got a call, but totally butchered the line, messing it up immediately, then correcting myself with plenty of "uhm" and "sorry, I mean ... " added. Eventually I realized there was no recovering, gave up and just stopped talking. After that there was a long silence, followed by the sound of someone laughing their ass off.
Turns out I was fortunate - it was my then-girlfriend calling, rather than a customer or manager or something. When she stopped laughing she said "do you want to try that again?"
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And I hate the modern era of algorithm-driven half-assed self-censorship, so this should be great for both of us
I dislike the self censorship, but I don't mind that it's half assed. Given that it's apparently enough to defeat OCR and not meant to demonstrate the morals of the poster, I see no need for the whole ass to get involved.
However, I do appreciate your efforts to reverse the damage.
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I kinda want to see some "golly, gee wiz, jeepers" porn now.
seconded
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TBF golly does have racially charged origins.
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I'm just bitter because they dont give an option to cancel policy online, they force you to dial a robot and sit on hold if you wanna attempt to cancel with them. so i said fuck that and just removed payment method and let it lapse. but instead they just renewed my policy anyway without asking me, and when there was no payment option they just sent me to fuckin collections! for services never rendered!
What the fuck, with insurance the customer has the right to cancel at any time. But to be fair all insurance makes in hard cancel. I have call if I want to remove automatic payments.
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I hate the wrong use of ø. I'm guessing it's the same for people using ņ in their language.
It's Latvian for /ɲ/ so I'm guessing a pronunciation of /pørɲ/
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TBF golly does have racially charged origins.
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Reminds me of the guy that did a really popular ama on reddit because he was a cast member that played Goofy. The ama itself was really wholesome, but if you look at his profile he's extremely horny on main.
Gooby please
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I kinda want to see some "golly, gee wiz, jeepers" porn now.
There's already a lot of Scrooby doo porn, both real (as in cosplay) and rule34, and I wouldn't be surprised if at least sime of it used those words. I'm not gonna look it up though, not my thing.
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TIL this is all Kate Upton's fault
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Gee whiz
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Oh well I'm not moving to California, was hoping they had work from home. Because I live Oklahoma and don't think they have a call center here. Or I would have already worked there. I do have 20 plus years in customer service.
wrote last edited by [email protected]They did during the pandemic, and then they rolled it back. There were a LOT of cyber security issues. I think people should be able to work from home, but we were dealing with a bunch of personal data. If we fuck anything to the entire company and everyone who needs them is fucked.
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I read it like Steenberger (or whatever her name is) says it in Back to the Future 3.
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Tf is a 'pyurn' director?
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Gee whiz
"Oh, gee whiz, here comes the me whiz!"
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There once was a frog named Kermit, who dated Mrs Piggy, and every other wednesday night they get bizzy....
Meet the Feebles
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Very wholesome use of Lemmy, have an up-thing-mark-vote.
Take it back
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I hate the wrong use of ø. I'm guessing it's the same for people using ņ in their language.
Especially because this nonsense is caused by the corporate driven Anglo-puritan censorship.
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(If you know you know)
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Take it back
No! And I updooted this one too, for good measure.
