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  • A [email protected]

    Unironically though, when I spent 16 hours hugging a puppy, my cats wanted nothing to do with me until I showered.

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    I mean that's high treason my man

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      Time for burgers!!!

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        She was also likely taken from her mother shortly after birth, never to see her again.

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        Yes some animals get all the luck.

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          She was also likely taken from her mother shortly after birth, never to see her again.

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          And she'll get killed as soon as she stops lactating.

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          • sexy_peach@feddit.orgS [email protected]

            yup, can't have the calf drink too much of that milk

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            Also need to raise the calf alone in a tiny plastic shelter for a few weeks so it can be butchered.

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              Unironically though, when I spent 16 hours hugging a puppy, my cats wanted nothing to do with me until I showered.

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              16 h is too much for pussies

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              • T [email protected]

                Time for burgers!!!

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                Why burger if friend shaped? Friendburger?

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                  Nope just had her children stolen is constantly exploited for profit and will be killed years before her natural lifespan.

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                  Get help, there's sure to be a local depression hotline.

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                    And she'll get killed as soon as she stops lactating.

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                    I have a cow. She's just a pet, we don't milk her and I don't eat beef.

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                    • M [email protected]

                      I have a cow. She's just a pet, we don't milk her and I don't eat beef.

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                      That's wonderful and how it should be. I'm just assuming that the one in the photo isn't a pet, but maybe, who knows.

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                        I have a cow. She's just a pet, we don't milk her and I don't eat beef.

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                        Don't let that stop these guys from cherry-picking worst-case scenarios.

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                          FYI everyone, you can install an authenticator app (like KeePassXC) on your laptop, so you don't need to use your phone.

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                            Dude, they have ear tags and/or brands on their skin.

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                            • J [email protected]

                              FYI everyone, you can install an authenticator app (like KeePassXC) on your laptop, so you don't need to use your phone.

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                              It's also a password manager that is completely local.

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                                She has to give birth every year and has her child taken away likely to be slaughtered so that she can be hooked up to a machine that sucks all the milk meant for her kid.

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                                • M [email protected]

                                  Why burger if friend shaped? Friendburger?

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                                  Mmmmm....friendburger

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                                  • M [email protected]

                                    Get help, there's sure to be a local depression hotline.

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                                    Is anything in my comment inaccurate?

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                                    • M [email protected]

                                      She has to give birth every year and has her child taken away likely to be slaughtered so that she can be hooked up to a machine that sucks all the milk meant for her kid.

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                                      Mmm milk.

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                                      • sexy_peach@feddit.orgS [email protected]

                                        She's had her horns removed with a hot iron at a very young age as well

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                                        Polled cattle are a thing.

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                                          Actually, as demonstrated daily by my kitties, scent is the 3FA after sight and sound. Doesn’t matter that they see it’s me and hear my voice. Sniff test it the final boss.

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                                          https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/51525881

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