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I ain't got no time to maintain some stupid little plastic bread clip. I got a landlord to feed.

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  • eviledgelord@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

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      Give me a twist tie, so I can violently spin the whole loaf a few rotations.

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        Am I the only one who spins it then sleeves it inside out back over the bread?

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        Seems overkill

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          Bread sold in plastic bags is so strange for me šŸ˜† we have them in paper bags, so that the crust stays crusty šŸ˜‡

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          Different types of bread. We have baguettes in paper

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            Bread sold in plastic bags is so strange for me šŸ˜† we have them in paper bags, so that the crust stays crusty šŸ˜‡

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            Here in the good ol' US of A most of the bread found in supermarkets is packed with a bunch of conditioners/preservatives such that it was never crusty to begin with, prioritizing shelf stability over quality.

            Actual dedicated bakeries will typically put their bread in a better storage medium, but most people are getting cheap mass produced bread for lunches and the like from their regular grocery store I imagine.

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              Pfifft I just leave the bag open

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                Am I the only one who spins it then sleeves it inside out back over the bread?

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                You monster

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                  That looks like one of those gifs of people doing impressions of birds, but I don't think it is.

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                    Clothespin gang

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                      That looks like one of those gifs of people doing impressions of birds, but I don't think it is.

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                      It's from a YT channel with the lady on the right talking some newage quakery about the grass speaking to her soul and such and the one on the left is her daughter or disciple or something that is usually acting like she's drugged out of her gourd, doing yoga stretches, and occasionally chiming in with a "that's true" to whatever the other is saying.

                      It's quite bizarre and kinda funny

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4s9GLWiUJM

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                        I spin the bag and then clip it shut because spinning it gives the bag an easy part to clip.

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                          Mine always break by the time I get through a bag of bread at best, what's the proper way to reapply them without stressing the plastic?

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                          They'll break eventually but it's nice to get a couple more uses out of them for things like bags of frozen veggies and stuff.

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                            They'll break eventually but it's nice to get a couple more uses out of them for things like bags of frozen veggies and stuff.

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                            Respect for a fellow re-user. 🤜

                            It always seems like not many people pay attention to that part of the motto.

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                              Pfifft I just leave the bag open

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                              Pfft, I just eat the entire loaf in one sitting.

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                                Pfifft I just leave the bag open

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                                Bread needs to breathe

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                                  Pfifft I just leave the bag open

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                                  I believe that was chaotic evil on the chart.

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                                    Not only do I use these, I save and reuse them for other things.

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                                    Like what? What are they useful for?

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                                    • jerb322@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

                                      We used to break one wing of, wedge it onto the tip of our middle finger and flick them around the store. Mom would get so pissed!

                                      Stores around us used to have them for produce bags.

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                                      Stores used to have this thin red tape for produce bags and it was almost impossible to remove the tape so you just mangled the bag

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                                        Tried it and I still peed my pants, I think I'm going back to bread clips.

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                                          I have a little collection of these sitting on top of my refrigerator. No one knows it's there. It's my little secret.

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