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I ain't got no time to maintain some stupid little plastic bread clip. I got a landlord to feed.

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  • B [email protected]

    That looks like one of those gifs of people doing impressions of birds, but I don't think it is.

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    It's from a YT channel with the lady on the right talking some newage quakery about the grass speaking to her soul and such and the one on the left is her daughter or disciple or something that is usually acting like she's drugged out of her gourd, doing yoga stretches, and occasionally chiming in with a "that's true" to whatever the other is saying.

    It's quite bizarre and kinda funny

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4s9GLWiUJM

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      I spin the bag and then clip it shut because spinning it gives the bag an easy part to clip.

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        Mine always break by the time I get through a bag of bread at best, what's the proper way to reapply them without stressing the plastic?

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        They'll break eventually but it's nice to get a couple more uses out of them for things like bags of frozen veggies and stuff.

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          They'll break eventually but it's nice to get a couple more uses out of them for things like bags of frozen veggies and stuff.

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          Respect for a fellow re-user. 🤜

          It always seems like not many people pay attention to that part of the motto.

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            Pfifft I just leave the bag open

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            Pfft, I just eat the entire loaf in one sitting.

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              Pfifft I just leave the bag open

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              Bread needs to breathe

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                Pfifft I just leave the bag open

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                I believe that was chaotic evil on the chart.

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                  Not only do I use these, I save and reuse them for other things.

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                  Like what? What are they useful for?

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                    We used to break one wing of, wedge it onto the tip of our middle finger and flick them around the store. Mom would get so pissed!

                    Stores around us used to have them for produce bags.

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                    Stores used to have this thin red tape for produce bags and it was almost impossible to remove the tape so you just mangled the bag

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                      Tried it and I still peed my pants, I think I'm going back to bread clips.

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                        I have a little collection of these sitting on top of my refrigerator. No one knows it's there. It's my little secret.

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                          Like what? What are they useful for?

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                          Only thing I know is to fix cheap flip flops where the plastic strap breaks through the foam sole.
                          And its not a permanent solution.

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                            I like these way more than the twisty ties.

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                              I spin the bag and then clip it shut because spinning it gives the bag an easy part to clip.

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                              Plus it makes the bread dizzy.

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                                Stores used to have this thin red tape for produce bags and it was almost impossible to remove the tape so you just mangled the bag

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                                God, I hate that tape so much. I still see it sometimes.

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                                  I spin the bag and then clip it shut because spinning it gives the bag an easy part to clip.

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                                  Is…is that not what everyone's doing‽

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                                    Never even seen a bread clip, I just use the twisty thing that comes with the bread.

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                                      Bread sold in plastic bags is so strange for me 😆 we have them in paper bags, so that the crust stays crusty 😇

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                                      Here, pre-sliced bread (sold on store shelves) comes in plastic bags, normal bread (sold in bakeries and in-store bakeries) comes in paper bags

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                                      • callyral@pawb.socialC [email protected]

                                        Never even seen a bread clip, I just use the twisty thing that comes with the bread.

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                                        Lots of the bread in thé US has that clip instead of the little wire thing

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                                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                          I like these way more than the twisty ties.

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                                          Me too, but there's a way to make the twists easier to use.

                                          • Hold the open end of the bag and twist the loaf to make the twisted end
                                          • Fold the wire in half around the twisted part of the bag
                                          • Pinch the 2 ends of the wire with one hand and hold the open end of the bag with the other hand. The bread will hang below that like a Y.
                                          • Swing the loaf of bread in a loop around your hands 2 or 3 times like you're making a ring with your arms and swinging the bread into it or out of it. That twists the wire around the bag.
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