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  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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    Good thing they're in private places so the asshole who ordered it won't know who broke it on day one.

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    • rymrgandsdaughter@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

      what if I need to shit

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      That's what the three hours between your day job and night job are for bud.

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        Gonna bring by own squatty potty to work

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        When they install these toilet I think it's a sign they want you to get creative with it.
        Leave the pot and home anfd find a place at work that inspires you.

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          Next up, companies will force employees COLLABORATORS wear diapers during their shifts, no more bathroom breaks to anyone

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          • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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            Go to take a shit after a few hours in a non-climate controlled warehouse so your sweaty butt cheeks just slide off the toilet and break your coccyx. Now you get worker's comp.

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              That's what the three hours between your day job and night job are for bud.

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              Look at Mr. Free Time over here with his 3 hours

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                Germany:

                I checked the rules.

                Although there are a ton of regulations, surprisingly none seem to reference the height, size, etc. of a toilet (seat). That's surprising, if you consider the minimum spacing of the toilet to the wall, door,... is given (see page 10 - 15).

                But there is this "catch-all rule"

                (10) Durch Einrichtungsgegenstände oder bauliche Einrichtungen in Sanitärräumen
                dürfen Sicherheit und Gesundheit der Beschäftigten (z. B. durch Schnitt- oder
                Stoßkanten oder durch die Möglichkeit zur Ansammlung von Krankheitserregern) nicht
                gefährdet werden. [Page 5]

                This basically translates to "Furnishings and physical structure may not endanger safety and health of the employees". The examples given are referencing e.g. sharp edges or possible accumulations of pathogens, but in the end I think that intentionally inducing strains is not very ergonomic and could be considered a health hazard.

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                That makes sense. In my coutry there is a specific rule about not interfer or stop employees from using the toilet whenever or for how long they need. This would 100% be illegal

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                  Not working and get a leg exercise, what a steal

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                  Leg day motivation

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                    Good thing they're in private places so the asshole who ordered it won't know who broke it on day one.

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                    Make a poop wedge.

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                    • bakkoda@sh.itjust.worksB [email protected]

                      Squatty Potty

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                      This was probably the last thing I posted on Facebook. Pure gold.

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                      • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                        Isn't this kind of a move toward that anyway? The design seems like it raises your knees

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                        You will need to brace yourself with your feet so you don't (slowly) slide off the seat.

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                        • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                          Not sure how these novel toilets work.
                          But I'm quite sure they forgot a piece, luckily you can buy that for about 8€ and bring it to work.

                          Compensates nicely for the angle.
                          Also don't know how to flush them but the boss will work that out.

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                            Just shit on the walls and the company will readjust again

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                              Just shit on the walls and the company will readjust again

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                              Transparent stalls with video surveillance

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                                Transparent stalls with video surveillance

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                                Jerk off and give them a show!

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                                  Oops, I'm 230 pounds, I guess I sat down on this strange toilet too hard

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                                  Tell your coworkers to start plopping on the toilet. Won't last 3 days

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                                    Jerk off and give them a show!

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                                    The pigs would fire you then sell the video online.

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                                    • unclegrandpa@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                                      Time to start crapping on the floor....

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                                      floor is now tilted by 13 degrees

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                                        I'd bring a wedge and keep it on my desk.

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                                        • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                                          You can do that for disability reasons.

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