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  • S [email protected]

    At least the cooling is sufficient.

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    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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      Oh yeah baby crash my bootloader!๐Ÿ’• Pump me full of bloatware and make my integers overflow๐Ÿฅต
      I want you to leave my USB port dysfunctional for days and my ram displaced come on baby do it make me BSOD!!!๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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      I hate to break ot to you, but this is a linux drink.
      All that will you'll get is a kernel panic

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        You'd think a damn sticker would be good enough

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        How do you charge for a service contract on a sticker?

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          I'm not sure either and it's most likely not VMs, it's one CBS per box, but it could easily be one VM per display.

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          But then youd need hookups per display,

          Serial? Usb? Can count lines/chars, get resolution from that.

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            Until it displays porn

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            I mean it would take a dns hijacking to do that and if some has control of your network work like that then you have bigger problems then using FTP

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              Human replaceable printed paper labels, manual stick.

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              What is this? The 20th century?

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                why does a drink machine need a fucking screen

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                  How do you charge for a service contract on a sticker?

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                  #148

                  This guy B2Bs. Y'all think companies aim for efficiency when their client is a megacorp? Heeelllll no. Corporations bleed each other out, too. The buck just gets passed on to you, the poor.

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                    That's not bios; that's the os. It's not a bsod; that's systemd running on Linux.

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                      Oh yeah baby crash my bootloader!๐Ÿ’• Pump me full of bloatware and make my integers overflow๐Ÿฅต
                      I want you to leave my USB port dysfunctional for days and my ram displaced come on baby do it make me BSOD!!!๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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                      This is better than the Bill Gates and Steve Jobs skit I watched the other day. Love it! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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                        tastes like MEMORY_MANAGEMENT

                        wait, what was the post about?

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                          This is better than the Bill Gates and Steve Jobs skit I watched the other day. Love it! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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                          Thank you, I had fun writing it

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                            why does a drink machine need a fucking screen

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                            Murica. I bet toiletpaper has a screen, too.

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                              Snow cone? Nah, Snow Crash!

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                                  That seems too low. What kind of low spec AI slush master 7000 are you using?

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                                  Stuck on a NEMA 5-15 outlet, can't draw much more continuously. I think like 1200W is the highest continuous load you're allowed on a 15 A circuit here in the US, but I am not an electrician so I could be wrong

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