You guys have any conversation starters to offer a poor lemming?
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The semester is starting back up and i'm terrible at speaking words.
This doesn't have to be aimed at college students, just conversation starters anywhere would be very much appreciated.
Start talking about The Spanish Inquisition. Nobody ever expects that.
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Not much room for dialogue from there.
But it does tell you if the other person likes dark humor or not. Not a given these days, and definitely something you want to know from the jump.
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
He was sitting on the deck.
What's a pirates favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be Rrrrrr, but a pirates first love is the C!
What's a pirates least favorite letter?
"We regret to inform you we have detected illegal tormenting at your home IP address...."
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That's the third most autistic thing I've read on Lemmy today.
That's the 11th funniest comment I've read today!
