Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.
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Vegans are right.
I agree with Alex O’Connor. Yes, they’re right, but also, fuck that, I don’t care.
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H2G2 is not funny.
- Why, I could even start a second fight:
Big Bang Theory is funny.
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GNU is bloated beyond belief.
Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.They said a fight not WW3
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Tool is overrated, fight me
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber, and took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots. The cries of the carrots. You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust". And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you, Jesus -
A bowl of cereal is cold soup.
Get the FUCK out of HERE right NOW!
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I was with you most of the way there (shout out to the chip butty), right up until that “pigs in blankets” abomination turned up. What in gods name has happened to them. Where’s the bacon, and why have they got that pastry nonsense on them? It’s behaviour like that this that explains the state of the world these days
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If a pop-tart is a ravioli, have you tried drowning it in tomato sauce and gratinee it with mozarella?
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Chiropracty / Chiropractics is all fake.
It’s at best pseudoscience and a scam, and also an actual cult
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Ravioli is a sandwich.
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It’s at best pseudoscience and a scam, and also an actual cult
Thats more than five words tho
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OK, yeah, I'm doing northern mainland Greek salad: tomatoes, cukes, cheese, olives. And onions.
Legitimately recommend giving the Cretan version a go, it's the perfection of the dish IMO
Though sadly unless you're actually having it somewhere in the Mediterranean, the tomatoes just don't hit the same
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For me, it's not the pineapple, it's that Hawaiian pizza is bad. Pineapple, jalapenos, and pepperoni is a great combo.
I quite like pineapple and feta. Nice sweet and salty combo.
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I have an in-law who's a vegan and explained it as "if I consume less there's a tiny bit less cruelty. A tiny bit less demand." I like that. It's not about purity. It's about trying.
I'm still not vegan. I suppose that doesn't say good things about me.
I can see where your in-law's coming from, but to put a finer point on it:
Veganism is a philosophy and way of living which seeks to exclude—as far as is possible and practicable—all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose; and by extension, promotes the development and use of animal-free alternatives for the benefit of animals, humans and the environment. In dietary terms it denotes the practice of dispensing with all products derived wholly or partly from animals.
That's why vegans aren't interested in "cruelty free" animal products. It's not just the fact that there is still a lot of cruelty involved; we're opposed to animal exploitation regardless. Veganism naturally came out of the animal rights movement.
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Thats more than five words tho
It is, but I felt you’d done the “5 words” bit nicely in the first place. Consider it more of “five words and a bit of a foot-note”
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I agree with Alex O’Connor. Yes, they’re right, but also, fuck that, I don’t care.
It's nice when as a society we decide whose lives matter and whos don't
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Hot dogs aren't open-faced sandwiches. The bun is split open; the sausage lies within, not atop a sole piece of bread.
And that's not even addressing the fact that "open-faced sandwich" is an oxymoron. By that logic, a slice of [proper NY] pizza is a sandwich as much as a taco, as they are folded and consumed in the same manner, which is clearly ludicrous.
They're small sausage heroes or hoagies, which are types of sandwiches.
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Ravioli is a sandwich.
no a sandwich is a variation of pop tart.
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It's nice when as a society we decide whose lives matter and whos don't
wrote last edited by [email protected]We all do. Some people just extend that that circle larger than others.
Carnivores/omnivores extend it to most humans.
Pescatarians to mammals with regard to food, but often not to other mild inconveniences like pest control.
Vegetarians to the rest of animals with the same caveat.
Jains to animals with fewer caveats, but not to bacteria, plants, or fungus.
And we’re distant cousins of all of these.
There are arguments to be made for each line, like sapience, sentience, consciousness, and pain response, but the line chosen is largely arbitrary.
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They're small sausage heroes or hoagies, which are types of sandwiches.
Yes, hot dogs are indeed sausage sandwiches.
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Ravioli is a sandwich.
It's an empanada.
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We all do. Some people just extend that that circle larger than others.
Carnivores/omnivores extend it to most humans.
Pescatarians to mammals with regard to food, but often not to other mild inconveniences like pest control.
Vegetarians to the rest of animals with the same caveat.
Jains to animals with fewer caveats, but not to bacteria, plants, or fungus.
And we’re distant cousins of all of these.
There are arguments to be made for each line, like sapience, sentience, consciousness, and pain response, but the line chosen is largely arbitrary.
And vegans?
