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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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    Pour milk first, then cereal.

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      Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

      There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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        Ravioli is a sandwich.

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        A sandwich is actually a type of lasagna. Close but no cigar.

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          A hotdog is not a sandwich

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            It's pronounced data.

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            Ooh, how about "data" is plural.

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              …which is a sandwich.

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                Have you tried fent?

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                It separates the people with heart problems from the people who will have heart problems!

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                  I think the hyphen in poptart is a bigger sin than the statement.

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                    A bowl of cereal is cold soup.

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                    Gazpacho-Os

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                      Legitimately recommend giving the Cretan version a go, it's the perfection of the dish IMO

                      Though sadly unless you're actually having it somewhere in the Mediterranean, the tomatoes just don't hit the same

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                      Oh for sure. It looks like a variation on the Tuscan panzanella salad. I think I might like the Creatan version better.

                      https://eatingarounditaly.com/authentic-panzanella-recipe/

                      And yeah, garden full of tomatoes right now, and a gallon of fancy olive oil. I'm good to go.

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                        Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

                        There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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                        Where does steak fall into these classifications?

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                          A hotdog is not a sandwich

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                          It's a sub sandwich

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                            A hotdog is not a sandwich

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                            It's a taco

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                              Singular of ravioli is raviolus.

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                                Where does steak fall into these classifications?

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                                Steak is single layer meat lasagna with no sauce

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                                  It's a taco

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                                  Agreed

                                  https://cuberule.com/

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                                    I wouldn't think so. Thus, tacos aren't open-faced sandwiches. Of course, neither is a piece of cheese on a cracker, but that'll just further confuse OC.

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                                    Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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                                      That's ridiculous. The singular of ravioli is raviolo, a singular pop tart couldn't possibly be multiple ravioli.

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                                      Raviolo is a large ravioli

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                                        I think the hyphen in poptart is a bigger sin than the statement.

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                                        But... Isn't this a dash?

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                                          It's nice when as a society we decide whose lives matter and whos don't

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                                          Plant Lives Matter.

                                          Y'all are a bunch of plant murderders.

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