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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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  • H [email protected]

    Easy. First off:

    Pop-tarts are calzones.

    More fights:

    Greek salad is fruit salad

    Paris sucks

    Chick-fil-A isn't actually good

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    Man, I don't think I could be bothered to fight about any of those.

    I'd laugh at the pop tarts one (that's a good one), the rest, meh.

    I mean Paris is cool and all, but what a shit show with the insane traffic (like any large city). The food is fantastic though.

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    • M [email protected]

      I'm perfectly willing to accept pop tarts as ravioli, and both as dumplings, as long as we acknowledge that both are pies.

      However, if we're going to distinguish them, it probably has to come down to whether there's fat in the dough.

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      I'm going with pop tarts do not have enough fat in the dough, haha

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        Alcohol is a weak person's drug

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        Alcohol: weak person's drug.

        Ftfy

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        • C [email protected]

          https://cuberule.com/

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          I raise with

          https://saladtheory.github.io/

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          • H [email protected]

            Easy. First off:

            Pop-tarts are calzones.

            More fights:

            Greek salad is fruit salad

            Paris sucks

            Chick-fil-A isn't actually good

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            Doesn't a calzone require the fold in the dough where a ravioli is two "sheets" of cough pinched together? Or am I misremembering sandwich classifications?

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              Doesn't a calzone require the fold in the dough where a ravioli is two "sheets" of cough pinched together? Or am I misremembering sandwich classifications?

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              #28

              The cube rule only cares about starch location.

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                https://cuberule.com/

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                This is absolutely beautiful. πŸ₯² πŸ§‘β€πŸ³ πŸ’‹

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                • H [email protected]

                  Easy. First off:

                  Pop-tarts are calzones.

                  More fights:

                  Greek salad is fruit salad

                  Paris sucks

                  Chick-fil-A isn't actually good

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                  Pop-tarts are calzones.

                  This is more accurate than ravioli but its still the wrong kind of dough. Pop-tarts are empanadas.

                  Greek salad is fruit salad

                  True.

                  Paris sucks

                  Never been but its not particularly high up on the list of places I want to visit.

                  Chick-fil-A isn’t actually good

                  It's OK at best. Certainly not worth the line (the one I live near is always packed) or the bigotry they fund.

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                    The cube rule only cares about starch location.

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                    Cube rule is bullshit

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                      Cube rule is bullshit

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                      This guy wants OP's challenge.

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                      • N [email protected]

                        Just like chili is a stew (which is a very thick soup) and hot dogs (and tacos) are open faced sandwiches and so forth.

                        Pretty much all of these memes fall apart if you at all know how to cook. Which is probably why they are so lasting.

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                        Hot dogs aren't open-faced sandwiches. The bun is split open; the sausage lies within, not atop a sole piece of bread.

                        And that's not even addressing the fact that "open-faced sandwich" is an oxymoron. By that logic, a slice of [proper NY] pizza is a sandwich as much as a taco, as they are folded and consumed in the same manner, which is clearly ludicrous.

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                          I only need 2:

                          JavaScript frameworks

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                          I have to work with Angular so

                          Anything but Angular

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                          • M [email protected]

                            I'm perfectly willing to accept pop tarts as ravioli, and both as dumplings, as long as we acknowledge that both are pies.

                            However, if we're going to distinguish them, it probably has to come down to whether there's fat in the dough.

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                            Dumplings are certainly not pies.

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                            • H [email protected]

                              Easy. First off:

                              Pop-tarts are calzones.

                              More fights:

                              Greek salad is fruit salad

                              Paris sucks

                              Chick-fil-A isn't actually good

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                              So ok, Chick-fil-A sandwich is pretty good if you don't get the pickle and mayo.

                              But everything else is eh, and the sauces are downright disgusting

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                                Man, I don't think I could be bothered to fight about any of those.

                                I'd laugh at the pop tarts one (that's a good one), the rest, meh.

                                I mean Paris is cool and all, but what a shit show with the insane traffic (like any large city). The food is fantastic though.

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                                Best food I had in Paris was Belgian. Best bar was Irish. Art..sure, OK.

                                France in general I really like. Loooove the south. Paris is overrated AF and riding high on reputation from 1870-1943.

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                                • H [email protected]

                                  Easy. First off:

                                  Pop-tarts are calzones.

                                  More fights:

                                  Greek salad is fruit salad

                                  Paris sucks

                                  Chick-fil-A isn't actually good

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                                  I have no idea about Paris due to not having any experience.

                                  The rest are accurate.

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                                  • theloweststone@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                    Pop-tarts are calzones.

                                    This is more accurate than ravioli but its still the wrong kind of dough. Pop-tarts are empanadas.

                                    Greek salad is fruit salad

                                    True.

                                    Paris sucks

                                    Never been but its not particularly high up on the list of places I want to visit.

                                    Chick-fil-A isn’t actually good

                                    It's OK at best. Certainly not worth the line (the one I live near is always packed) or the bigotry they fund.

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                                    #39

                                    The chik fil a line moves fast, but isn't worth it.

                                    They do have the best spicy chicken sandwich, but everything else is on par with other shitty fast food.

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                                      Cube rule is bullshit

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                                      Thatsthejoke.wad

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                                      • N [email protected]

                                        Just like chili is a stew (which is a very thick soup) and hot dogs (and tacos) are open faced sandwiches and so forth.

                                        Pretty much all of these memes fall apart if you at all know how to cook. Which is probably why they are so lasting.

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                                        The memes are intended to show the absurdity of trying to apply strict classificationss to something as varied as food.

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                                          I raise with

                                          https://saladtheory.github.io/

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                                          Cube rule does it better.

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