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Just like chili is a stew (which is a very thick soup) and hot dogs (and tacos) are open faced sandwiches and so forth.
Pretty much all of these memes fall apart if you at all know how to cook. Which is probably why they are so lasting.
The memes are intended to show the absurdity of trying to apply strict classificationss to something as varied as food.
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I raise with
Cube rule does it better.
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Purple is a flavor
Only for liquids.
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A ravioli is an amphibious hot pocket
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Easy. First off:
Pop-tarts are calzones.
More fights:
Greek salad is fruit salad
Paris sucks
Chick-fil-A isn't actually good
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Paris sucks
Anyone who's been to Paris will probably agree, especially Parisians
Greek salad is a fruit salad
Tbh a proper one is just a deconstructed sandwich
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That's grape.
Blue is a flavor, and it's yucky.
NyQuil is blue flavored.
So are blue raspberry icees.
Icees taste like NyQuil.
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So ok, Chick-fil-A sandwich is pretty good if you don't get the pickle and mayo.
But everything else is eh, and the sauces are downright disgusting
It's top to bottom mediocre. I will die on this hill.
Popeye's, Zaxby's, hell even Church's are better.
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It's pronounced data.
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Paris sucks
Anyone who's been to Paris will probably agree, especially Parisians
Greek salad is a fruit salad
Tbh a proper one is just a deconstructed sandwich
To be fair, I love a Greek salad, and make myself one once a week when none else is looking.
But...a sandwich? How so?
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It's pronounced data.
No it's pronounced data
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Hot dogs aren't open-faced sandwiches. The bun is split open; the sausage lies within, not atop a sole piece of bread.
And that's not even addressing the fact that "open-faced sandwich" is an oxymoron. By that logic, a slice of [proper NY] pizza is a sandwich as much as a taco, as they are folded and consumed in the same manner, which is clearly ludicrous.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Why would that be so ludicrous? It is meat and cheese with a lubricating sauce on bread.
That said, I would actually argue the distinction there isn't the form factor but the cooking method. For pizza/"pizza", you start with raw dough and add toppings to it and then cook. Rather than adding toppings to a cooked dough (i.e. bread). Although I want to say there is a style of pizza that actually cooks the dough first for some reason? I am inclined to blame Chicago just because they are usually the food criminals. Also I've never actually made one but I assume at least some of the chain store sausage rolls (?) the Brits like are also starting from toppings in raw dough but... let's just say Chicago learned their food atrocities from somebody...
But, regardless: The point is that all of these are mostly just regional/cultural equivalents of the same meals. Tacos and sandwiches mostly fulfill the same role of being a way to eat leftovers without getting your hands too messy and were popular with "lower class" workers. Soups, chilis, and curries are mostly a way to get a bunch of ingredients into an easy to cook (and leave in the pot) format that can also be stretched pretty far with stuff like rice and bread. And so forth.
And, again, once you actually start cooking you realize this and realize how easy it is to translate skills from one cuisine to another. Flavor profiles are very different but you rapidly realize you are doing mostly the same motions when you are making a Japanese or Indian curry or a British stew and so forth. And... you can then consider different cooking vessels and the like and how that might actually work better than the traditional style (just make sure you call it "fusion" so people don't get pissy).
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NyQuil is blue flavored.
So are blue raspberry icees.
Icees taste like NyQuil.
Right. Same flavor as Blue Curaçao.
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The memes are intended to show the absurdity of trying to apply strict classificationss to something as varied as food.
This is a strict classification of why these memes fall apart.
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To be fair, I love a Greek salad, and make myself one once a week when none else is looking.
But...a sandwich? How so?
A quick Google has reminded me I'm specifically thinking of a Cretan greek salad: https://hungryhappens.net/dakos-salata-cretan-salad/
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Hot dogs aren't open-faced sandwiches. The bun is split open; the sausage lies within, not atop a sole piece of bread.
And that's not even addressing the fact that "open-faced sandwich" is an oxymoron. By that logic, a slice of [proper NY] pizza is a sandwich as much as a taco, as they are folded and consumed in the same manner, which is clearly ludicrous.
Do people fold open faced sandwiches??
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It's top to bottom mediocre. I will die on this hill.
Popeye's, Zaxby's, hell even Church's are better.
Raising Caine's FTW
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0.999.. and 1 are equal
No fight here
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Data is the singular.
Literal also means figurative.
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0.999.. and 1 are equal
1 / 3 = 0.333...
0.333... + 0.333... = 0.666...
0.666... + 0.333... = 0.999...
1 = 0.999...
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Easy. First off:
Pop-tarts are calzones.
More fights:
Greek salad is fruit salad
Paris sucks
Chick-fil-A isn't actually good
Dude Paris is fucking awful. Trash and pickpockets literally everywhere
