Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people
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Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.
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Rebel Wilson. Shit wait they already did that movie. Uhhh Rowan Atkinson. Oh God dammit nevermind they did that one to. Okay okay, hold on, I have the perfect one. We get Larry the Cable Guy, but it's not actually him, he reprises his role as, get this, Mater from the Cars universe!
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Just recast a Bond movie from Pineapple Express.
James Franco would be worse than Seth Rogen as Bond, because he'd take any sexually aggressive scenes too seriously.
So Seth Rogen gets to be M, Danny McBride is Q, and Amber Heard is the Bond girl.
Kind of fits, in a shitting the bed kind of way.
That last line, lmfao
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I'm too lazy xD
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The pedophile?
fits perfectly for the role
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Liam Neeson
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Marlon Brando. Hard to play a character well when you're dead
I'd watch a "weekend at Bernie's" Bond flick starring the dessicated corpse of Marlon Brando. However bad it is, I've seen worse.
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Nathan Fielder (Nathan for You)
It gets to the end of the movie, and he says "OK, i think I'm ready to do this for real. It pans out to a huge set. The whole thing was just The Rehearsal for James to actually go on the mission.
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The President as an actor?!
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gal gadot
Would she be a serious or silly bond?
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It gets to the end of the movie, and he says "OK, i think I'm ready to do this for real. It pans out to a huge set. The whole thing was just The Rehearsal for James to actually go on the mission.
Would be an amazing movie
Watching him seduce the love interest
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Will Ferrell.
This one hurt me. Should I point to where it hurt me?
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Seth Rogan
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Michael Cena
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adam sandler
Hubie’s thermos goes hard, maybe Danny Devito
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John Oliver
Oh, now, wait a minute...!
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I'd watch it
"So anyway I started blasting," said Bond as he removed an imperceptible speck of dust from the lapel of his Saville Row light grey mohair-wool suit.
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Sadly he's no longer with us, but Andre the Giant.
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Neil Breen.. remember, eyes on Breen
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Steven Segal
Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp... cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly
