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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

    Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

    Edit: also they have a stool, you'd see the imprint of that, not their feet

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    Just because you keep your step stool next to the toilet doesn't mean you're Squatty Potty-ing.

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      Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.

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        Get a squatty potty people!

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        I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍

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          Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.

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          There's even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in

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          • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

            Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

            Edit: also they have a stool, you'd see the imprint of that, not their feet

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            I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.

            I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.

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              You know there's a just a sweaty shirt hanging on the across the shower curtain rod

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              • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.

                I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.

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                So you're saying you have a stool stool?

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                  There's even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in

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                  Oatmeal is pig feed. At least thats what my Italian wife says. Won't touch it.

                  Also, I'm not young. Do typical people really have this hard of a time shitting? I don't eat super well, but I can cut a log like a lumberjack. I sit, shit and split.

                  Eat a veggie y'all.

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                    I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍

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                    "Picture lied, shit went in pants instead of toilet. 1/10."

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                      So you're saying you have a stool stool?

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                      Ha, they all showed up when the kids did, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't prop myself up for comfort. If it's there, I'm going to use it.

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                        Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

                        They are way more flexible than me.

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                          Get a squatty potty people!

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                          Its called a poo stool you weirdo.

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                            • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                              Its called a poo stool you weirdo.

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                              Or just skip it and go eastern.

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                                Or just skip it and go eastern.

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                                There's a non zero chance it'd hit my foot. Fuck off.

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                                  Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

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                                  I just assumed the crackheads were having a poo ball fight.

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                                    What a load of shit

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                                      Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

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                                      If anything it looks like rock solid constipation. Bend down and puuuuuush!

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                                        Get a squatty potty and it will flow with more ease

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                                        Or eat more fiber! I started adding a ton, now I don't even have to buy toilet paper! Also, I cracked the tile on the other side of the restroom...

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                                        • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                                          Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

                                          They are way more flexible than me.

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                                          Yeah, I feel like maybe someone that is that flexible might not need a poo stool?

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