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    You know there's a just a sweaty shirt hanging on the across the shower curtain rod

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    • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

      I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.

      I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.

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      So you're saying you have a stool stool?

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        There's even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in

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        Oatmeal is pig feed. At least thats what my Italian wife says. Won't touch it.

        Also, I'm not young. Do typical people really have this hard of a time shitting? I don't eat super well, but I can cut a log like a lumberjack. I sit, shit and split.

        Eat a veggie y'all.

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          I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍

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          "Picture lied, shit went in pants instead of toilet. 1/10."

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            So you're saying you have a stool stool?

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            Ha, they all showed up when the kids did, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't prop myself up for comfort. If it's there, I'm going to use it.

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              Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

              They are way more flexible than me.

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                Get a squatty potty people!

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                Its called a poo stool you weirdo.

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                  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                    Its called a poo stool you weirdo.

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                    Or just skip it and go eastern.

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                      Or just skip it and go eastern.

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                      There's a non zero chance it'd hit my foot. Fuck off.

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                        Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

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                        I just assumed the crackheads were having a poo ball fight.

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                          What a load of shit

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                            Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

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                            If anything it looks like rock solid constipation. Bend down and puuuuuush!

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                              Get a squatty potty and it will flow with more ease

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                              Or eat more fiber! I started adding a ton, now I don't even have to buy toilet paper! Also, I cracked the tile on the other side of the restroom...

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                              • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                                Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

                                They are way more flexible than me.

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                                Yeah, I feel like maybe someone that is that flexible might not need a poo stool?

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                                  Or just skip it and go eastern.

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                                  My only complaint here is like, can we not get a dedicated back rest? Then again if we are full squat instead of a seat, we probably aren't staying any longer than is

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                                    How did he shoot his poop did it just splatter right into the wall? Unless the dude has really elongated ass.

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                                      My only complaint here is like, can we not get a dedicated back rest? Then again if we are full squat instead of a seat, we probably aren't staying any longer than is

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                                      Decreases doom scrolling for sure.

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                                      • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                                        Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

                                        They are way more flexible than me.

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                                        Oh god. Is that a poo stool? I've got one that I've been using to sit on when I have to wait in line for an hour or so every week. ARE PEOPLE JUDGING ME??

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                                          I honestly sort of just sit on the toilet like this normally (not on a public toilet). It's comfortable for me to sort of lean all the way forward and hug my legs while I'm sitting there.

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