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    There's even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in

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    Oatmeal is pig feed. At least thats what my Italian wife says. Won't touch it.

    Also, I'm not young. Do typical people really have this hard of a time shitting? I don't eat super well, but I can cut a log like a lumberjack. I sit, shit and split.

    Eat a veggie y'all.

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      I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍

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      "Picture lied, shit went in pants instead of toilet. 1/10."

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        So you're saying you have a stool stool?

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        Ha, they all showed up when the kids did, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't prop myself up for comfort. If it's there, I'm going to use it.

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          Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

          They are way more flexible than me.

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            Get a squatty potty people!

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            Its called a poo stool you weirdo.

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              • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                Its called a poo stool you weirdo.

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                Or just skip it and go eastern.

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                  Or just skip it and go eastern.

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                  There's a non zero chance it'd hit my foot. Fuck off.

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                    Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

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                    I just assumed the crackheads were having a poo ball fight.

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                      What a load of shit

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                        Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

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                        If anything it looks like rock solid constipation. Bend down and puuuuuush!

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                          Get a squatty potty and it will flow with more ease

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                          Or eat more fiber! I started adding a ton, now I don't even have to buy toilet paper! Also, I cracked the tile on the other side of the restroom...

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                            Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

                            They are way more flexible than me.

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                            Yeah, I feel like maybe someone that is that flexible might not need a poo stool?

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                              Or just skip it and go eastern.

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                              My only complaint here is like, can we not get a dedicated back rest? Then again if we are full squat instead of a seat, we probably aren't staying any longer than is

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                                How did he shoot his poop did it just splatter right into the wall? Unless the dude has really elongated ass.

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                                  My only complaint here is like, can we not get a dedicated back rest? Then again if we are full squat instead of a seat, we probably aren't staying any longer than is

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                                  Decreases doom scrolling for sure.

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                                    Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

                                    They are way more flexible than me.

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                                    Oh god. Is that a poo stool? I've got one that I've been using to sit on when I have to wait in line for an hour or so every week. ARE PEOPLE JUDGING ME??

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                                      I honestly sort of just sit on the toilet like this normally (not on a public toilet). It's comfortable for me to sort of lean all the way forward and hug my legs while I'm sitting there.

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                                        I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍

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                                        adult diapers.

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                                          you can also do a partial squat even when sitting, just lift your toes and lean foward, it will help. also eat more fiber.

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