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Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...

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    The next person who disagrees with you should do the same thing. Fucking psychos

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    Oh no not the flying rats

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    • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneA [email protected]

      Once saw a seagull casually walk up to a pigeon like it was going to walk past it and just snap it's fucking neck.

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      Those motherfuckers can be huge, too. The building where I work has a kestrel nest on the roof. Last week, there was drama when some seagulls showed up and were apparently trying to kidnap and eat the kestrels' young ones.

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      • hossenfeffer@feddit.ukH [email protected]

        Labour's weak attitude to immigration is to blame here just letting these thieves just fly into the country!

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        Should shoot them with machineguns!

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        • S [email protected]

          The next person who disagrees with you should do the same thing. Fucking psychos

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          I dont think you should call others psycho after fantasizing about their death.

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            as someone who's had their food stolen by a seagull a few times i once found myself in a fit of petty rage googling "can i kill a seagull" and the answer is no, like legally you cannot, they're protected birds

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              I see the fediverse is composed almost entirely of vegetarians. Feeling bad for a winged rat? Honestly? It's not like this man is just going around killing animals like Baron Trump...

              I live in the French equivalent of NYC rat wise and trust me, either my cat or I get rid of the pests quickly.

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              • G [email protected]

                Simple as

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                This thread seems very British.

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                • hossenfeffer@feddit.ukH [email protected]

                  Labour's weak attitude to immigration is to blame here just letting these thieves just fly into the country!

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                  What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?

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                  • S [email protected]

                    as someone who's had their food stolen by a seagull a few times i once found myself in a fit of petty rage googling "can i kill a seagull" and the answer is no, like legally you cannot, they're protected birds

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                    I would suppose that depends on the jurisdiction.

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                      Just wait until it's the Ibis.

                      Those fuckers can steal a chip with range.

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                        What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?

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                        I’m sure someone’s mother should be able to answer this

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                        • S [email protected]

                          Those motherfuckers can be huge, too. The building where I work has a kestrel nest on the roof. Last week, there was drama when some seagulls showed up and were apparently trying to kidnap and eat the kestrels' young ones.

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                          I straight up witnessed a city seagull kill and eat an adult pigeon whole. It was pretty quick and wild to see.

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                            I would suppose that depends on the jurisdiction.

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                            it does not. Seagulls are protected in: UK, Ireland, all of Europe, all of North America, Mexico, Australia, Japan, Russia, and probably more but i can't be bothered to go past the first few Google searches to find out

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                            • S [email protected]

                              it does not. Seagulls are protected in: UK, Ireland, all of Europe, all of North America, Mexico, Australia, Japan, Russia, and probably more but i can't be bothered to go past the first few Google searches to find out

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                              Well thanks for your exhaustive legal research.

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                                I see the fediverse is composed almost entirely of vegetarians. Feeling bad for a winged rat? Honestly? It's not like this man is just going around killing animals like Baron Trump...

                                I live in the French equivalent of NYC rat wise and trust me, either my cat or I get rid of the pests quickly.

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                                If you have no empathy for animals just trying to do their thing, that is a good indicator that you'll lack empathy for people as well.

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                                • A [email protected]

                                  I see the fediverse is composed almost entirely of vegetarians. Feeling bad for a winged rat? Honestly? It's not like this man is just going around killing animals like Baron Trump...

                                  I live in the French equivalent of NYC rat wise and trust me, either my cat or I get rid of the pests quickly.

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                                  You're a gross person

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                                  • cheems@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                                    You're a gross person

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                                    Go talk to your plants, I bet they're the only ones who tolerate you. 😤

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                                    • S [email protected]

                                      If you have no empathy for animals just trying to do their thing, that is a good indicator that you'll lack empathy for people as well.

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                                      I understand they're trying to do their thing, and that's what happens. He's not going around torturing birds for his entertainment. And here I'm entirely on the side of humanity, lol, what? I feel bad for the dude, his day was probably ruined.

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                                        What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?

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                                        Laden or unladen?

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                                          Oh no not the flying rats

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                                          To each their own. But I have had rat friends who were more trustworthy than many humans.

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