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  • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    Stock trading is for chumps.

    Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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    I’m too scared to place bets that wild.

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      Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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        It should clarify that he's gambling with other people's money.

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        • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          Stock trading is for chumps.

          Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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          rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

          Or both, if you're so inclined and/or incredibly prolific 🤷

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            most people than gamble won't win, but only the winners get interviewed

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            This right here. There's no survival bias like financial survival bias!

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              Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                And wage theft

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                  Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                  "Embezzlement" - my favourite word, phonetically speaking.

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                  • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                    Stock trading is for chumps.

                    Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                    I was a futures trader for six months back in the roaring '90s, fortunately not using my own money. At the end of it all, I had exactly broken even -- less the commissions paid on all my trades. So for me it was like flipping a quarter except I was charged a nickel for every flip. Meanwhile my boss (whose money I was trading) was down $100K over the same time period.

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                      Lemmings was the best computer game of all time. Fight me.

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                        I was a futures trader for six months back in the roaring '90s, fortunately not using my own money. At the end of it all, I had exactly broken even -- less the commissions paid on all my trades. So for me it was like flipping a quarter except I was charged a nickel for every flip. Meanwhile my boss (whose money I was trading) was down $100K over the same time period.

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                        Did your boss end up blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20?

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                          It should clarify that he's gambling with other people's money.

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                          what idiot would gamble with their own money

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                            Did your boss end up blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20?

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                            No, he was rich enough that $100K (plus the tiny amount of money he paid me) didn't really mean anything to him. The amusing thing was that he was friends with a bunch of San Francisco venture capitalists worth hundreds of millions of dollars and he was just burning up with jealousy despite being worth millions himself and owning a business that paid him about $40K a month -- a state that any normal person would be thrilled with.

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                              Lemmings was the best computer game of all time. Fight me.

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                              Especially if you were heartless!

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                              • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                                what idiot would gamble with their own money

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                                Go to any casino...

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