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    $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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    Where money?

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      I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

      The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

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      Stock trading is for chumps.

      Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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        I feel exactly like that vote in squid game

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        Revenge of the down vote.

        I love this community.

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          I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

          The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

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          If they were already going up, it was too late. Just buy index funds and don’t try and pick winners.

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          • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

            Where money?

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            Where Lambo?

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            • I [email protected]

              $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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              Found the successful person.

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              • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

                Where money?

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                Locked behind 100 upvotes

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                • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                  Stock trading is for chumps.

                  Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                  Mostly the second.

                  Sometimes you hit the first then the second.

                  People think they’re skilled when they’re just lucky and keep rolling the dice. Or they try and have a comeback and throw good money after bad.

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                  • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                    Stock trading is for chumps.

                    Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                    I’m too scared to place bets that wild.

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                      Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                        It should clarify that he's gambling with other people's money.

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                        • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                          Stock trading is for chumps.

                          Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                          rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

                          Or both, if you're so inclined and/or incredibly prolific 🤷

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                            most people than gamble won't win, but only the winners get interviewed

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                            This right here. There's no survival bias like financial survival bias!

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                              Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                                         Ransomware Attack
                              
                                    Ransomware Attack
                              
                               Ransomware Attack
                              
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                              • I [email protected]

                                Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                                And wage theft

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                                • I [email protected]

                                  Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                                  "Embezzlement" - my favourite word, phonetically speaking.

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                                  • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                    Stock trading is for chumps.

                                    Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                                    I was a futures trader for six months back in the roaring '90s, fortunately not using my own money. At the end of it all, I had exactly broken even -- less the commissions paid on all my trades. So for me it was like flipping a quarter except I was charged a nickel for every flip. Meanwhile my boss (whose money I was trading) was down $100K over the same time period.

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                                      Lemmings was the best computer game of all time. Fight me.

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                                        I was a futures trader for six months back in the roaring '90s, fortunately not using my own money. At the end of it all, I had exactly broken even -- less the commissions paid on all my trades. So for me it was like flipping a quarter except I was charged a nickel for every flip. Meanwhile my boss (whose money I was trading) was down $100K over the same time period.

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                                        Did your boss end up blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20?

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                                          It should clarify that he's gambling with other people's money.

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                                          what idiot would gamble with their own money

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