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    Meh there’s only 2 outcomes i always win my 50:50s

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    I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

    The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

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    • wabafee@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

      I have bad news for you.

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      most people than gamble won't win, but only the winners get interviewed

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        $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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        Where money?

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        • H [email protected]

          I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

          The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

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          Stock trading is for chumps.

          Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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            I feel exactly like that vote in squid game

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            Revenge of the down vote.

            I love this community.

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              I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

              The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

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              If they were already going up, it was too late. Just buy index funds and don’t try and pick winners.

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              • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

                Where money?

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                Where Lambo?

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                  $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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                  Found the successful person.

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                  • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

                    Where money?

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                    Locked behind 100 upvotes

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                    • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                      Stock trading is for chumps.

                      Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                      Mostly the second.

                      Sometimes you hit the first then the second.

                      People think they’re skilled when they’re just lucky and keep rolling the dice. Or they try and have a comeback and throw good money after bad.

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                      • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                        Stock trading is for chumps.

                        Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                        I’m too scared to place bets that wild.

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                          Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                            It should clarify that he's gambling with other people's money.

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                            • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                              Stock trading is for chumps.

                              Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                              rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

                              Or both, if you're so inclined and/or incredibly prolific 🤷

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                                most people than gamble won't win, but only the winners get interviewed

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                                This right here. There's no survival bias like financial survival bias!

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                                • I [email protected]

                                  Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                                             Ransomware Attack
                                  
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                                  • I [email protected]

                                    Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                                    And wage theft

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                                    • I [email protected]

                                      Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                                      "Embezzlement" - my favourite word, phonetically speaking.

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                                      • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                        Stock trading is for chumps.

                                        Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                                        I was a futures trader for six months back in the roaring '90s, fortunately not using my own money. At the end of it all, I had exactly broken even -- less the commissions paid on all my trades. So for me it was like flipping a quarter except I was charged a nickel for every flip. Meanwhile my boss (whose money I was trading) was down $100K over the same time period.

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                                          Lemmings was the best computer game of all time. Fight me.

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