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    $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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      $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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      I have bad news for you.

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        I have bad news for you.

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        Meh there’s only 2 outcomes i always win my 50:50s

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          I feel exactly like that vote in squid game

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            Meh there’s only 2 outcomes i always win my 50:50s

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            I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

            The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

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              I have bad news for you.

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              most people than gamble won't win, but only the winners get interviewed

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                $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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                Where money?

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                  I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

                  The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

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                  Stock trading is for chumps.

                  Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                    I feel exactly like that vote in squid game

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                    Revenge of the down vote.

                    I love this community.

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                      I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

                      The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

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                      If they were already going up, it was too late. Just buy index funds and don’t try and pick winners.

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                        Where money?

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                        Where Lambo?

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                          Found the successful person.

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                            Where money?

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                            Locked behind 100 upvotes

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                              Stock trading is for chumps.

                              Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                              Mostly the second.

                              Sometimes you hit the first then the second.

                              People think they’re skilled when they’re just lucky and keep rolling the dice. Or they try and have a comeback and throw good money after bad.

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                              • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                Stock trading is for chumps.

                                Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                                I’m too scared to place bets that wild.

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                                  Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                                    It should clarify that he's gambling with other people's money.

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                                    • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                      Stock trading is for chumps.

                                      Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                                      rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

                                      Or both, if you're so inclined and/or incredibly prolific 🤷

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                                        most people than gamble won't win, but only the winners get interviewed

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                                        This right here. There's no survival bias like financial survival bias!

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                                          Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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