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    $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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    I have bad news for you.

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    • wabafee@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

      I have bad news for you.

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      Meh there’s only 2 outcomes i always win my 50:50s

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        I feel exactly like that vote in squid game

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          Meh there’s only 2 outcomes i always win my 50:50s

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          I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

          The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

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          • wabafee@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

            I have bad news for you.

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            most people than gamble won't win, but only the winners get interviewed

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            • I [email protected]

              $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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              Where money?

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                I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

                The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

                thebat@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
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                Stock trading is for chumps.

                Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                  I feel exactly like that vote in squid game

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                  Revenge of the down vote.

                  I love this community.

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                    I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

                    The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

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                    If they were already going up, it was too late. Just buy index funds and don’t try and pick winners.

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                    • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

                      Where money?

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                      Where Lambo?

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                      • I [email protected]

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                        Found the successful person.

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                          Where money?

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                          Locked behind 100 upvotes

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                          • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                            Stock trading is for chumps.

                            Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                            Mostly the second.

                            Sometimes you hit the first then the second.

                            People think they’re skilled when they’re just lucky and keep rolling the dice. Or they try and have a comeback and throw good money after bad.

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                            • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                              Stock trading is for chumps.

                              Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                              I’m too scared to place bets that wild.

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                                Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                                  It should clarify that he's gambling with other people's money.

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                                  • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                    Stock trading is for chumps.

                                    Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                                    rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

                                    Or both, if you're so inclined and/or incredibly prolific 🤷

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                                      most people than gamble won't win, but only the winners get interviewed

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                                      This right here. There's no survival bias like financial survival bias!

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                                        Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                                                   Ransomware Attack
                                        
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                                        • I [email protected]

                                          Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                                          And wage theft

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