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    Sounds like something a marketing guy would say, you astroturfing for marketers?

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    And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

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    • P [email protected]

      The oddly specific "$6 pizza" didn't give it away?

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      I just figured they were emphasizing the bad pizza to be funny or something, like in writing class they tell you to add little details, or comedians

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      • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

        Little Caesars only had to pay a fine of $24k for having children working the oven.

        https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20250115-0

        Which adds on to the $161k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.

        https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20220331-0

        Which adds on to the $110k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.

        https://www.nrn.com/restaurant-labor/little-caesars-franchisee-in-utah-drops-younger-workers-after-labor-violation

        Which adds on to the $26k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.

        https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2025/01/17/little-caesars-restaurant-in-oakland-county-fined-for-violating-child-labor-laws-federal-officials-say/

        tl;dr: Little Caesars loves fucking kids over.

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        These are franchise run stores, not corporate run stores. This sort of behavior exists across all fast food franchises.

        Every fast food place I've ever worked, the owners are trash. They dont work in their own stores except for extreme circumstances. They pay the lowest possible wages and churn through workers all so they can become millionaires. Their personalities were all so toxic that the actual workers prefer them not to be around.

        Just one a thousand reasons to only dine at locally owned businesses where the owner is literally working alongside happy staff everyday.

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        • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

          Little Caesars only had to pay a fine of $24k for having children working the oven.

          https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20250115-0

          Which adds on to the $161k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.

          https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20220331-0

          Which adds on to the $110k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.

          https://www.nrn.com/restaurant-labor/little-caesars-franchisee-in-utah-drops-younger-workers-after-labor-violation

          Which adds on to the $26k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.

          https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2025/01/17/little-caesars-restaurant-in-oakland-county-fined-for-violating-child-labor-laws-federal-officials-say/

          tl;dr: Little Caesars loves fucking kids over.

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          Well it's called LITTLE Caesars, not Big Ceasers.

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            This is an ad.

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              Why is this corporate dick sucking shit so heavily upvoted?

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                These are franchise run stores, not corporate run stores. This sort of behavior exists across all fast food franchises.

                Every fast food place I've ever worked, the owners are trash. They dont work in their own stores except for extreme circumstances. They pay the lowest possible wages and churn through workers all so they can become millionaires. Their personalities were all so toxic that the actual workers prefer them not to be around.

                Just one a thousand reasons to only dine at locally owned businesses where the owner is literally working alongside happy staff everyday.

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                Franchising does not dissolve you of responsibility.

                These are Little Caesars and they reflect Little Caesars.

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                  Why is this corporate dick sucking shit so heavily upvoted?

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                  Because it’s “funny”.

                  About as funny as any other story that ends with “and everyone clapped and gave me $20”.

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                    This is an ad.

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                    • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                      Franchising does not dissolve you of responsibility.

                      These are Little Caesars and they reflect Little Caesars.

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                      At what point did I say it did?

                      Franchising makes is all the worse because the corporate brand can claim ignorance.

                      The problem occurs so often that it's clear that the brand is culpable at the societal level.. If the brands actually cared, this sort of shit would end their franchise. Since the legal system won't fix it, we need to step up and say, "no more" and boycott all franchises.

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                        Because it’s “funny”.

                        About as funny as any other story that ends with “and everyone clapped and gave me $20”.

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                        Right? I'm not any more inclined to go to Little Caesar's, but I chuckles at a stupid story and that's that.

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                        • scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.techS [email protected]

                          And then everybody clapped

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                          The name of the guy? Albert Einstein.

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                          • C [email protected]

                            At what point did I say it did?

                            Franchising makes is all the worse because the corporate brand can claim ignorance.

                            The problem occurs so often that it's clear that the brand is culpable at the societal level.. If the brands actually cared, this sort of shit would end their franchise. Since the legal system won't fix it, we need to step up and say, "no more" and boycott all franchises.

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                            If you explain bad behavior around here readers take it to mean you're defending that behavior.

                            For example; I can usually explain why conservatives think and act the way they do but I don't because I'll just get beat up.

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                              tHiS iS An AD!

                              Never worked in a corporation? Imagine the marketing people approving a viral ad where violence is the central point and an employee cusses at a customer. Decision makers are typically cowards because they've risen to their level of incompetence, Peter Principled.

                              This is a dude making a joke. Probably waiting for his pizza, laughing to himself about some road rage he encountered on the way in, thinking, "Be funny if..."

                              Sometimes y'all too cynical to think things through.

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                              • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comO [email protected]

                                Plot twist: "Sir" was one of your staff. On-brand WTF for Dullard Tree, 100% 😅

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                                Close. The other fighter was staff. A man named Phillip. The person who started the fight had nice eyes tho

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                                  Close. The other fighter was staff. A man named Phillip. The person who started the fight had nice eyes tho

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                                  ^jesus^ You took his eyes as payment? 😶‍🌫️ I knew there was a catch. There's always a catch.

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                                    It's that where Little Caesar ended up? Calling role in Ferris Buellers?

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                                      If you explain bad behavior around here readers take it to mean you're defending that behavior.

                                      For example; I can usually explain why conservatives think and act the way they do but I don't because I'll just get beat up.

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                                      Yep. Not my first experience with it here or elsewhere.

                                      I miss the internet that existed before smart phones because of the intellectual dilution they allowed.

                                      Kids today have no idea what it's like to be in an internet discussion that is majority phds and having to up your game to participate.

                                      The vast majority of commenters today would be dismissed as trolls; that bar has disappeared.

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                                        Yep. Not my first experience with it here or elsewhere.

                                        I miss the internet that existed before smart phones because of the intellectual dilution they allowed.

                                        Kids today have no idea what it's like to be in an internet discussion that is majority phds and having to up your game to participate.

                                        The vast majority of commenters today would be dismissed as trolls; that bar has disappeared.

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                                        Mate I’m in my late 30s. I’ve been online since before the Internet even existed.

                                        No one wants a return to usenet groups and incels circlejerking each other about how smart they are.

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                                        • C [email protected]

                                          At what point did I say it did?

                                          Franchising makes is all the worse because the corporate brand can claim ignorance.

                                          The problem occurs so often that it's clear that the brand is culpable at the societal level.. If the brands actually cared, this sort of shit would end their franchise. Since the legal system won't fix it, we need to step up and say, "no more" and boycott all franchises.

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                                          These are franchise run stores, not corporate run stores.

                                          At that point where you tried to distance them from the company they are.

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